well me wow...................i well actually i haven't really thought about it. You really .... got me .... on the spot. any way here it goes, so i was born in 18th century vancouver. Just ten years later i would find myself in my uncles field catching human bot flies with a coat hanger when ultimately the unlikely combination of mayonnaise and agent orange (the popular repellent of the time) with the presence of Ben affleck's scent created a statistical anomaly which phased me arbitrarily into the year 1924! it was then that i began to realize my powers were maturing! i had nearly attained level 34 by the age of 15! For you in experienced players!That's good...........that's real good! i then began to wonder the earth as a lone warrior or two! it didn't mater! i was able to manipulate time and the 2nd dimension length! by closing my left eye and just my left eye with the absence of depth perception all reality breaks down into a sausage like pattern. I marveled at my 2D world. and at the same time was maddened by its complexity! I thought to myself how could i have been such a fool the key to manipulating all the spacial dimensions lies within. Its the heart you have to love your world before it will let you gain access to its vast reserves of canola oil. Yes the very fluid of space time and key to all destiny. In order to obtain the sacred jelly. i hooked up with reality on line and well.......ya know we started to hangout and then suddenly i was attacked from all sides by various realizations and hark the LSD WORE OFF it was a bad batch but it didn't mater the canola was mine and there was nothing reality could do but then out of no where a pain! my face was being forced into the small oak coffee table at the bass of the couch that mother received last may repeatedly there was nothing that could be done! i could only watch! it was horrible reality was such a bitch(dramatic cue) that night i never forgave it(quietly sobbing)! we went our separate ways and here i am a naked half mutilated beast man!
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions
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Your 80s Heartthrob Is
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Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 90%
Your job is a disaster - it's surprising you've lasted this long.
You need to quit if you can, even if you don't have another job lined up.
As far as stressful work situations go, yours is off the scale brutal.
Almost any job would be better than what you've got!
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You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well.
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