E.B. Gomez - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I was born in Westwood to a Croatian gypsy clan. I learned to appreciate medicinal herbs, pick fruit trees, grow vegetables, pull weeds, and cut grass at an early age. I vowed never to get dirty for a living. This didn't last... after a B.S. Communications from UCSB and 2 years working at a desk, I relocated to Brentwood and began an intensive apprenticeship with a notorious and nihilistic landscape designer.

My Interests

I was born to dance a jig with the devil in a dimly lit lounge.I was born to drink mojitos with God in Mexico

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody who likes or at least pretends to like me.

Music:

Listen to David Bowie, Rolling Stones, Velvet Underground, Neil Young, Peaches, Beck, Miss Kitten, Nouvelle Vague, The Make-Up, She Wants Revenge, Ringside, Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon, and Kevin Hicks

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Apocolypse Now, Easy Rider, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rushmore, Life Aquatic

Television:

Charles In Charge

Books:

Bukowski, John Fante, Hunter S. Thompson, Kerouac, Hemingway, The Journals of Dan Eldon, Jaime Brisick, Goethe, Salinger

Heroes:

My Mom. My Dad. My brother

My Blog

Construction de la Devastacion

A FIGURE OF DUMB LUCK ROUTED INTO STRETCHES OF FLOURISH AND EQUAL TIME OF UNRULY REALITIESAN IMMACULATE FOUNDATION LAID FOR THE SUBJECT, ONLY TO BE OVERLOOKED THROUGH THE LENSE OF GLOSSY EYES AND A MI...
Posted by E.B. Gomez on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

A Dream

The other morning, I dreamt I was having breakfast with Jon Bon Jovi, Axl Rose, and A.C. Slater (Saved by the Bell). Jon and Axl did not agree on too much. A.C. was preoccupied with his new hair, and ...
Posted by E.B. Gomez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

indie rockers suck

are you fucking kidding me? Other than the fact that you listen to good music, everything else about you sucks. let's all put on the same clothes and spend more time fucking with our greasy hair t...
Posted by E.B. Gomez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST