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robbie the robot

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i get really excitde when i'm driving home from work...like drooling on myself excited. i also like rats and fresh baked cookies and talking about infectious diseases

My Interests

80s hair bands, wearily watching small children, muscle cars, tattoos, people watching, reading magazines at borders, dive bars, winking, seeing people trip or step in poop, shows, free day at the museum, diy, sewing, knitting, netflix, pretending i can cook

I'd like to meet:

axl rose circa 1991, superheros, anyone who has had Sars or dysentary, rat lovers, lebowski quoters, Mexican wrestlers, robots, people to introduce me to new music, pbr fans, boys who can afford a 12 pack AND a pizza

Music:

Guns N Roses, Bowie, gogol bordello, dresden dolls, Elliot Smith, Heffner, El Guapo, Kill me Tomorrow, Numbers, Ex Models, YYYs, Super System, Mai She, Depeche Mode, Seagulls Screaming Kiss her kiss her, clap your hands and say yeah, 80s matchbox bline disaster, poison, the zutons, erasa erata, locusts, tom waits, deadly snakes, the mountain goats, dirty switches, coachwhip, rapture, the crue, morning becomes eclectic and totallyradio, Mclusky, Liars, IMA robot, paul simon (guilty pleasure), the guillotines, billie holiday, Dim Mak-especially Neon Blonde, Pony Up and DDM

Movies:

big labowski, city of god, the jerk, FUBAR, lost boys, city of lost children, national lampoon, Better off dead, Raw, Caddy shack, Old school, zoolander, fuckin napolean dynamite, Wes Anderson everything

Television:

Allen Partridge, Phoenix Nights, UK Office, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (RIP), auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, original Degrassi Jr. High, "reality tv"

Books:

anything by: charles bukowski, kurt vonnegut, ken keasey, gabriel garcia marquez, phillip k dick, salman rushdie, italo calvino. Also: confederacy of dunces, catch 22, einstein's dream, the dirt, alice in wonderland, whatever my grandma lends me

My Blog

NY Day TOTALLY REDEEMED

So, after a fairly uneventful and makeoutless new years eve, my year has been TOTALLY REDEEMED by this news year morning incident: I had my first run in with mr. Jeff "the fly" Goldblum a few weeks ag...
Posted by robbie the robot on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

my mom: is nuts

This is the response I received from my mom when I asked her why she wanted Shad to take a photo of me and how she was going to use it:   "If he really must know, I'm going to take the file and p...
Posted by robbie the robot on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:30:00 PST

BULL RUN PHOTOS

So, I didn't exactly rock the daily updates on this thing.  I blaim lack of sleep, extreme inebriation and no working computer or internet in sight (through my semi glazed and often closed eyes.)...
Posted by robbie the robot on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

chillin in the "way back"

so, last night after an amazing sushi dinner mr. shad lambert and myself had an amazing parking lot moment.  since his car is currently being repaired by the mechanic (and we're fairly sure used ...
Posted by robbie the robot on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:26:00 PST

cutest animals ever

www.cuteoverload.com This blog is so cute it hurts my uterous every time i look at it, in a good way.
Posted by robbie the robot on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST

starting a band

so...sara and i decided that we are starting a band. its going to be called the douching cunts and we will have great merch. we'll be more performance art then music, since none of us can play any i...
Posted by robbie the robot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST