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Karen

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I love snakes so much. Also singing, and cooking. I want to be the crocodile hunter when I grow up, or live with chimps like Jane Goodall. I am totally into nature programs on television. And Myth Busters. And reruns of CSI-orinigal, not miami or New York- because I appreciate a good autopsy every now and then. Oh, yeah, I am the best cook in the world. No, really, I've consulted experts. I'm like iron chef good. I can sing too. Like a bassoon. It's so sexy. I'm turning myself on.

My Interests

Wild animals in natural habitats for me to handle or observe. Art of the Northern European renaissance, cheeses, forensic psychology (who isn't interested in that shit?), exploring fulfilling life choices that may seem rash but are critical to emotional and intellectual enlightenment, current events and the Times Op-Ed page.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jordan. Is he still in town?

Music:

Zepellin is the best band that ever existed. Also still listen to grunge from 1992: Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Soundgarden. Hendrix. Also Blind Melon, Weezer, Black Crowes, Beatles, and lately listening to System of a Down and Kanye's new album pretty much constantly. Discovered something called Imogen Heap; like the best sound you ever heard. Bob Marley died too young, as did Janice Joplin. Aretha. God damn.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski never gets old. Ever. Napoleon Dynamite. The Neverending Story. Amores Perros. Habla con Ella. Magnolia. Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys. The Life Aquatic. Royal Tennenbaums. Old School. Anchorman.

Television:

lost. it's a trip. Like it's changing my dreams. late night news programs. weeds. tittle in the middle. the wire.

Books:

His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), Anything Salinger, Anna Karenina, 1984, Love in the Time if Cholera, Mobey Dick, Portrait of a Lady, Isabel Allende stuff, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, I am the Cheese, Naked (David Sedaris), The Scarlet Letter, Ender's Game (thanks Katie B), I could go on forever. I love reading.

Heroes:

My Parents. Professor Dan McCall. Jane Goodall. Michael Jordan.