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About Me

I was born to The Virgin Mary and Joesph in a stable on a cold night. And three guys came to see me. Some say they were to kill me some say they were there to save me, whatever their purpose i was still able to live my life. I was a carpenter for a while till i became a prophet and hired deciples. My FATHER was my boss for a while but i guess you can say hes all our boss. I pretty much free-lance now. I mainly hang out with my friends TUPAC, ELVIS, THE BIG BOPPER, RICHIE VALLENS, AND CELIN DIONS FATH....I MEAN HUSBAND. Well i have to go for now. GOD SPEED, PEACE BE WITH YOU, AND MAY DAD BE WITH YOU.

My Interests

i like to save people make doors and cross', and things like that. my friends can be fun to hang out with but their not as lively as my deciples once were. Man those guys come up with some funny stories most of them are believeable, I mean most of you all bought them, HECK you by my book all the time you might of heard of it, it's called the BIBLE. yea those are all stories we came up with while smoking the hooka and drinking the water i turnd to wine. FUN TIMES.

I'd like to meet:

There really isnt anyone I'd really like to meet because i end up seeing them anyways on the other side. Well most of them at least. Oh HEFFY is one of them cause i know he'll never make it up to the top. its ok though because its a long way down anyways, and you really dont get your wings till years later. oh and that red bull stuff, it doesnt really give you wings that was just a gimmick that dad came up with to be "GOOD" but it didnt really help it just mad people drink more.

Music:

hmmmm oh i know mystic chanting.

Movies:

..PASSION OF CHRIST by MEL GIBSON ..THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST ***** (even though my last temptation wasnt what they depicted in the movie it was a nice young girl down the street from me but i had to work and she wasnt mature enough and i guess i had commetment issues)***** ..GHOST i cried all through the movie ..DOGMA

the amityville horror :: urbnmix.net

I TOLD HIM TO "MAKE BURGERS FOR HIS FAMILY", NOT "MURDER HIS FAMILY" DAMN THATS WHY YOU DONT SEND ANGELS TO DO YOUR WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

i dont have one because my dad said they were SATANS work so i wasnt able to watch it nor do i care to watch it i have all of you to watch thats entertaining enough

Books:

THE BIBLE

NEED I SAY MORE

Heroes:

the person i call me dad

GOD