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About Me

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~ Stephen Roberts

I am Jonathan. When I was young, I never ate paste, but once, in pre-school, a girl poured glue in my hair.
There is no grey in my life, just black and white. Sometimes I am all brains, sometimes all balls. Never anything in between. Well, that's not true. There is a small transitional period, right after two Newcastles in which I am 75% Brains, 75% Balls and can't be bothered to do math. This is also when I am best at pool. Really this is probably when I am best at most things.
I am learning to relax. It is not my style. It seems though, that I may be the luckiest person in the world. When I stay calm and do not worry to much everything seems to go my way.

My Interests

video games, punk rock that's not too emo or pop, newcastle, Surfing, california, math, palindromes, dinosaur sheets, art, movies, flip flops, c/c++, all things nerdy.

I'd like to meet:

A sugar mama.
If I do not know you and you send a friend request without a message I will deny it. I am not trying to be a dick, I just am not interested in raising my friends count and I already get plenty of bulletins from people I rarely if ever talk to anymore.

Music:

31 Knots, Future of the Left, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Broken Social Scene, Radiohead, Meow Meow, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Cursive, Weakerthans, Postal Service, the Julius Airwave, Say Anything, Alkaline Trio, Beastie Boys, Pixies, and everything else.

Movies:

Fight Club, True Romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 50 First Dates, Punch Drunk Love, Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, and every other good movie.

Television:

Discovery channel, family guy, futurama, csi, xfiles with the lights on, anything adult swim.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Palahniuk, or Asimov. With a sprinkle of Mieville, Rowling and Douglas Adams.

My Blog

My only passion is to try to find an outlet for my passion.

I need a hobby. You would think I could just pick one. It does not work that way. Some outlet for all this energy. Work is not doing it for me. The current hobbies are no...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST

Quit punching me in the throat I am paying attention.

You wake up with the itch. The urge. You need it. Just a taste. Gotta take the shakes away. Five minutes. Five minutes is all you need to get right. Five minutes of...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:07:00 PST

What is the point of all these lights?

Life has been taking advantage of my weak points lately.The girlfriend and I, we broke up. It has been a year. Everything reminds me of her. Every memory seems better than the moment...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

Leaving on a jet plane and I know when I will be back again.

I am heading to Florida for the weekend. I will be arriving around 11pm on Thursday night and heading directly downtown, or so I am told. I am getting really excited. Going there doe...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

Jonathan of Arabia

Whoa! Thank god I am safe! I made it through monsoon season! Monsoon season! Exclamation point! Here in Arizona we have what they call monsoon season. Doesn't monsoon season sound a ...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

A whales vagina

I went to visit Troy in San Diego last weekend. I left work at abot four and started the long drive out. When I drove to LA, I went about 100mph the whole way. It was mostly the same...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

Mi vida encantada

After living here, in the desert, for over six months, I finally decided to take the time and get my license. It was not too much of a hassle. That might have een because I had the best bo...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST

I hate everyone I have never met.

I hate every politician, because even though we have about amillion of them, they only have 3 differing ideas. I hate everyone who has ever worked as a cashier at a video game store, becuase for some ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:10:00 PST

L.A.

Around 4:30pm I started on my somewhat long drive out to L.A. Going 90mph+ the whole way, I was able to get there just before 10pm. I thought I would get there sooner. Mapquest said ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

Brain dump

My dog's weiner is probably not the best picture for my myspace. "My myspace" sounds stupid I have been saying "weiner" a lot. Quotation marks are for assholes I am supposed to punch someone in the we...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:01:00 PST