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Jeff

Housebroken

About Me

I am 28 and currently going to school for graphic design. I am also a huge music fan. My hobbies include gardening, assisting the elderly and infirm, and mime. Just kidding. I love my family and friends, as well as a good laugh. I swear like a sailor. My pet peeves are freeway tailgaiting and vermiculite. I work for a pharmaceutical company, but don't ask because we don't have anything you would be interested in, i.e. the good censored. Born and raised in SD, so I'm pretty laid back. Just looking for people who enjoy a few laughs/and or want to give me a job.

My Interests

Art, music, film, comedy, chit-chat, typography, graphic design/layout, laughing, headlocks, debauchery.

I'd like to meet:

Some silly simians

Music:

Die Princess Die, Aceyalone, New Order, Black Sheep, The Faint, Fischerspooner, Death From Above 1979, Herbie Hancock, Blackalicious, RJD2, DJ Shadow, The Roots, The Chemical Brothers, Arcade Fire, Dan the Automator, Mando Diao, Interpol, Bloc Party, Morcheeba, Modest Mouse, K-OS, Lemonjelly, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Flaming Lips, The Dresden Dolls, LCD Soundsytsem, Roots Manuva, Aesop Rock, Felix da Housecat, Lyrics Born, Gift of Gab, The Beatles, Interpol, Pixies, Pharcyde, Gangstarr, Nine Inch Nails, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Aphex Twin, Genesis, Guns 'N Roses, Hail Social, Eagles of Death Metal, The Futureheads, Beck, Iron Maiden, Sophie Drillteam, etc. etc. etc.

Movies:

Big Trouble In Little China is in my opinion, a masterpiece of cinematic genius.

Television:

is a device made of circuits and electrodes

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Trinity, Exodus, 1984, anything by Kinky Freedman, the Cold 6000, The World According to Garp, The Book of Ralph, if anyone wants to borrow a book, I have a shitload.

Heroes:

Hasselhoff