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Samy St. Clair

We Saw You Here.

About Me



“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
-Oscar Wilde

"Love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you."

"The universe is a spiraling Big Band in a polka-dotted speakeasy, effusively generating new light every one-night stand."
-Ishmael Reed

By Greg Noppe

"Kumiko and I felt something for each other from the beginning. It was not one of those strong impulsive feelings that can hit two peope like electric shock when they first meet, but something quieter and gentler, like two tiny lights traveling in tandem through a vast darkness and drawing imperceptibly closer to each other as they go. As our meetings grew more frequent, I felt not so much that I had met someone new as that I had chanced upon a dear old friend."

My Interests



Music, art, travel, films, fountain cokes, bubble bath, smoking bud, Ciroc, coffee mugs, stand up comedy, cars, people, politics, pretty girls, circus, reading, watching people, trains, hanging upside down, writing, photography, standing waste high in the ocean,FUR COATS (especially the ones with faces) quantum physics, public water fountains, lucid dreams, philosophy, Sudoku, collecting paintings, teaching, learning, stealing pens, staring at my ceiling long enough to make cartoons appear, closing my eyes to see flowers, Arizona green tea, Nag Champa, drunken video game affairs, Stoli, hats, strangers on trains, wine, fashion magazines, clever one liners, making up stories about strangers, coversation and good company.

I'd like to meet:



"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing."
-Agatha Christie

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere... If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
- Dr. Seuss

"..no girl had ever moved me with a story of spiritual suffering and so beautifully her soul showing out radiant as an angel wandering in hell and the hell the selfsame streets I’d roamed in watching, watching for someone just like her and never dreaming the darkness and the mystery and eventuality of our meeting in eternity."
-Jack Kerouac

Music:

Musical Junky

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"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."
-Frank Lloyd Wright

By Carrie Ann Baade

Movies:

Apocolypse Now, Natural Born Killers, Freeway, Office Space, Big Money Hustlas, Desperato, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, anything Kevin Smith and Quentin Terentino, Anything Tim Burton, Waking Life, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Amelie, American History X, The Boondock Saints, Dazed and Confused, Fight Club, Goodfellas, City of Lost Children, The Acid House, Snatch, Trainspotting, Big Fish, Way Of The Gun, Magnolia, Black Hawk Down, Lost in Translation, City of God, Sex and Lucia, The Big Kahuna, Seven, Ghost Dog, Adaptation, Alice in Wonderland, American Beauty, Bednobs and Broomsticks, Beetlejuice, Being John Malcovich, Blow, A Clockwork Orange, The Dreamers, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Four Rooms, Ghost World, Gods and Monsters, Harold And Kumar, Hearts in Atlantis, K-Pax, Kids, The Last Samuri. I got bored of listing them.

Television:

Adult Swim, M*A*S*H, The Daily Show, House, National Geographic, Discovery (when they're not building bikes). Travel Channel.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Samy St. Clair
Birthday: January 15, 1982
Birthplace: Bridgeport, Connecticut
Current Location: Austin, Texas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red/Brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Italian/Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Off The Walls
Your Weakness: Ms Jane
Your Fears: That this is it.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepe's New Haven, Connecticut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Bleh
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck where's the phone?

Your Best Physical Feature: Hands
Your Bedtime: At Least Once A day
Your Most Missed Memory: "That Summer" 40oz of Ol E and Chemists weed
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ehh
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha Latte
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Never I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Probably
Do you want to get Married: Um
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only Once
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: HAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: One of Them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell to the Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Eww
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Once fucking twats
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, not the goddamn marker
How do you want to Die: Fairly Unaware
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fairly Unaware
What country would you most like to Visit: Croatia, Hungry, France, India, Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Thats a case by case.
Short or Long Hair: I prefer shorter.
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Obviously depends.
Best Clothing Style: Well put together regardless of style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: buahaha seriously?
Number of CDs I own: A LOT
Number of Piercings: More than I'm going to say
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not enough i'm sure.
SELL YOUR SOUL! - or - TALK TO JESUS!

Books:

A Moveable Feast (Hemingway), House of Leaves (Danielewiski), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Thompson), Complete Works of Kafka, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass (Carroll), The Rum Diary (Thompson), Candide (Voltaire).

Heroes:


"If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we shall find something new”
-Voltaire

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Photos

I take pictures. http://www.flickr.com/photos/samystclair/
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

Ex-Texas cop plans how-to video on fooling drug officers

Associated Press --> rbox goes here --> TYLER  A one-time Texas drug agent described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country pla...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST

Queen Of Swords

Representing the energy of a Queen, this feminine power was traditionally known as a widow, crone or divorcee. In modern times, she can be viewed as a model of self-sufficiency, independence and intel...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST

The Purpose Of A Condom Is To...

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten. The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits. When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

Regarding Texas

"I'm a New Yorker and I used to have the same kind of preconceptions about Texas you might expect, but I learned to look at Texas as a foreign land. As different from mine as another country. Whe...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

Ewwie I'm Kind Of A Douche Bag

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||| 36% Orderliness |||||||||| 36% Accommodation |||||| 23% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% I...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

Handwriting Analysis

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space.  If the inputted data was correct Samy ha...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

Banned Disney Nazi Cartoon (video)

Thank you for this banned Disney Nazi cartoon,Wenchkin!!!...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 02:08:00 PST

Color Test

This is by far the most accurate and easiest personality tests i've ever encountered. It takes about two minutes to complete. Samy St. Clair took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Longs...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:24:00 PST

Three Spiders

The night before last was interesting. Early in my dreams I recall seeing a very large roach crawling on a wall. I went to hit the roach with my shoe and when I did it exploded into three smaller ones...
Posted by Samy St. Clair on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:26:00 PST