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Madame Helga

I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

About Me


I don't know who I am, I'm not sure that I care that much.
But just for a tiny bit of insight:
Hi, I'm Hayley; you probably know that if you're reading this. You may also know that I'm a drunk =). I’ve just finished college and will be going to York University to study Philosophy in October.
I will be travleing Europe from 30th August til 22nd September. =D
My friends are loons; any party I have WILL involve cross dressing. We have too many in jokes due to the sheer amount of time we spend wrecked together. I love you all!
I love spending time around people. I’m pretty open minded and love to get wrecked =D. I feel I may have stressed that enough already.
My new goal in life is to write a whole novel in 2nd person, I've started it, but theres no chance I will finish! =P
I can genarlly hold an intellectual conversation and appreciate anyone else who can too. I can be opinionated but I don’t force my views on people… unless they’re narrow minded wankers. In which case I will just oppose their views in a whirlwind of accuracy, wit and coherent thought… uh, or i may just babble incoherrently in a drunken state...
I like pretty much everyone and am an all round optimist.
Uh, yeah, I think I’m done.

My Interests

Drink:
The Turks and Inside out are my favorite providers of this…
Bacchaus was mint, the bints barred me.
Old Rosie! Or on a cheaper day Woodpecker
Bitch-pops if I’m tired.
Home brewed cider... topless cider you say!?
Good times =)
Philosophy:
Reading…
Thinking…
Talking…

Art:
Leaking my creative genius (Hah...)
MC Escher (my favorite MC)
Salvador Dali
Roger Dean
Banksy
= Actual genius
Authors are covered below…
Life:
Work
Pub
Gigs
Parties
Socialising
Dancing when completely wrecked
Mostly at Inside Out
Collecting stuff that holds memories
Games:
(Why in hell do I have an entire section on this!?)
Don’t do games involving consoles of any kind!
Articulate = the most awesome board game in the world: beware the small pizza slice of DOOM. Seriously though, it's hilarious, unless it gets violent... Nelson.
Pictionary is good too, but not so funny.
Drunk/phonetic scrabble is also great.
Human twister however… is the smell!
Anything to drunkenly entertain me!
Past:
All of it, everyone in it
At school, college, work, the café, the pub. Everyone =) Boggle Hole wins
'Happy week' in Keswick was awesome too.
So was yachting =P
Hugs are mint
Everyone loves vibes

Present:
=)
Future:
Bring on Happy Week II in Keswick
Bring on Amsterdam!
Bring on Inter-railing
Bring on Leeds
Bring on Life! =o
Fucking love life!
Spelling is not my greatest talent.... Nor is grammar. I have tried, I swear!
FIN!

I'd like to meet:

What sort of a statement is that!? ...Myself in another dimension?!

Music:

My favorite bands/artists are probably:
R.E.M
Porcupine Tree
Placebo
Bjork
Radiohead
Sigur Ros
Levellers
Uh, I also like alot of others:
Ask My Cat, Badly Drawn Boy, Bauhaus, Bat for Lashes, Bruce Springsteen, Catatonia, Chris Isaak, Dubstar, Del Amitri, Dire Straights, Dropkick Murpheys, Echo & the Bunnymen, Eels, ELO, Eurythmics, Feeder, Foofighters, Gary Jules, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Hole, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Juliana Hatfield, Lemon Jelly, Mogwai, Muse, Nirvana, Not Breathing, Oceansize, Pixies, Primal Scream, Quireboys, Silverchair, Snow Patrol, Solace (ben), Sound Garden, Subway to Sally, Stereophonics, Sting, Starsailor, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smashing Pumkins, The Who, The Verve, U2, Zwan.
Fun.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Game (I just made me loose the game...), Jacobs Ladder, American Beauty, Clockwork Orange, The (orriginal/first) Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Elephant, Wonder Boys, eXistenZ, Ghost World, Fightclub, Misery, Kill Bill vol. 1 + 2, Psycho, Napoleon Dynamite, Spirited Away, Howls Moving Castle, Laputa: Castle In the Sky, My Neighbour Totoro, The Cat Returns, Princess Mononoke, Amelie, Trainspotting, Sleepers, The Breakfast Club, The Labrynth, Mercury Rising, The Nigtmare Before Christmas, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Kiss kiss bang bang
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."

Television:

Blackadder, Black Books, Spaced, Scrubs, Green Wing, Family Guy, Skins.

Books:

The Salmon of Doubt and Hitchhiker books - Douglas Adams, Sophies World - Jostein Gaarder, Chockey - John Wyndham, Shawshank Redemption - Stephen King (and various others), The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuck, Hannibal Rising - Thomas Harris
And of course the Terry Pratchett Discworld series.

Heroes:

Maybe we shouldn't have heros? Why aspire to be anyone but ourselves?

...You do make a differece.

My Blog

An Account of Human Recklessness by A. Hypocrite.

Note: I feel a need to rant, and since I have no live journal or anything like that because of the sheer bitchyness of their nature my first myspace blog is produced.   I'm frustrated by the rea...
Posted by Madame Helga on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST