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Johnny

They're coming to get you Barbara!

About Me


Your Personality Profile
You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth.
While you may not be a total hippie...
You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around.

You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure.
However, you do put some thought behind all your actions.
Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time! The World's Shortest Personality TestI
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My Interests

offshore nuclear waste dumping, knitting, L.A.R.D., lawn darts, sushi, and the salami fighting association.

I'd like to meet:

5 Daves: David Lynch, David Lee Roth, David Cross, Dave Attell, and Dave Chappelle

Music:

indorphine - spaghettiEverthing!!! Some of my faves include: Mr. Bungle, The Misfits, White Zombie, Buju Banton, The Specials, Aphex Twin, Public Enemy, Prodigy, Beastie Boys, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, The Clash, Cocteau Twins, King Crimson, Deftones, Ministry, Danzig, The Cramps, CCR, Cradle of Filth, Devo, Parliament-Funkadelic, Portishead, BLS, Oribital, Thrill Kill Kult, Samael, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Primus, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames, Opeth, Slayer, Sublime, Faith no More, Meshuggah, Butthole Surfers, Kiss, Mogwai, COC, Rush, The Urge, Future Sound of London, Beck, Jane's Addiction, Testament, The Descendants, Big Black, Skinny Puppy, Front Line Assembly, Front 242, Big Dumb Face, Dick Dale, DFL, Gwar, Helmet, Junior Brown, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Pantera, old school RHCP, Rammstein, Videodrone, Static X, Ween, Run DMC, Lamb of God... I gotta stop there, I can't list all of them!

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palaniuk

My Blog

i'm a pinching koala!

..>..>..>Pinching Koala and Tree Traits and Tendencies Pinching Koala and Tree couples experience a kind of super symbiosis that other sorts of couples (especially vegan couples) only dream of. The...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

i'm a nasa nerd

yes, i watch the nasa channel. i am a nerd. i have been a total dork for this stuff since i was a kid. i find this video to be exciting and extremely beautiful. enjoy... ...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

bwahahahahahaaaa!!!!

i'm laughing so hard right now...   i want to see this!!! ...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

lunch time boredom

    I'm a bear cub!!!You Are A: Bear Cub!Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food.  Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepar...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

a sad day...

    without him, millions of college students and poor white trash would have starved...   or just ate more mac 'n cheese and spaghetti with ketchup.Momofuku Ando, Japanese invento...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

tsunamis explained

    it all makes sense now...   
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:24:00 PST

morning boredom

My score on The Generation 1 Transformers Test:Beachcomber(58 Allegiance, 36 Power, 31 Aggression, 69 Intelligence) You're the closest thing to a hippie amongst the Autobots... you're Beachcomber! You...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

I figured it out!!!

Yes, the mystery is over.  After almost a year of wondering, "What the hell is this thing?", I have learned that the creature I found in my kitchen is a "wheel bug".  Apparently they are har...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

how to be an asshat...

look at the crap these scumbags are sellling for ringtones.  talk about bad taste!  http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/realtones/tones.cfm/sound_group _iid.2078...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

something to think about...

a very well made video.  some things we all need to consider, no matter what our beliefs are.  ...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST