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About Me

I'm "an atheist but not a materialist." I like girls but I don't "like" girls. I work out every day and get baked every night. I keep a copy of a Nietzsche Best-Of and a Bible by the toilet. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts.
I have a boyfriend I LOVE (paw-touch to Jed), a job I like, student loans I hate, a terrible attitude, abs of steel, and the ability to bend spoons with my mind. I'd show you, but I don't want to!
"What is man? A soap-bubble blown by a spermatozoon."
- Aleister Crowley.
"And thus I clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
- Shakespeare, King Richard III.
"I can't wait to see what evolution will make next! Maybe a bird with a people face - or a bear with pants on!"
- Marge.
"If life hands you lemons, find somebody whose life handed him vodka and have a party."
- Some Drunken Idiot.
"God! what abundance of sperm! With what power it springs forth! Behold the traces of the initial jet: it shot ten feet, nay more! By God's fuck! the room's awash; never have I seen a comparable discharge..."
- The Marquis de Sade.

My Interests

Rollin' down the street smokin' endo. Not really. I can't help it, I still get all paranoid when I roll down the street smokin' endo. Even when I smoke endo at my crib and THEN roll down the street, I'm still like all checkin' my rearview and shit. But for that reason, I'm a better driver when I smoke endo: moral: legalize endo. Besides that, a whole bunch of neat stuff. Ax me. I would write it all in here but then you'd have no reason to read my blog.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. (Don't worry - I'm joking.) ;P I'd have Freud for dinner and serve tube steak.

Music:

Basically I like my shit a la carte from all kinds of genres, especially turntablism and hip-hop, but country music is stupid music for stupid people, period. Heavy rotation gets: Black Moth Super Rainbow. The Octopus Project. The Dining Rooms. Flying Lotus. Greyboy. The Adored. Bear vs. Shark. DJ Logic. Kan Kick. Yohimbe Brothers. Tosca. Dan the Automator. DJ Food. Jedi Mind Tricks. MF Doom. Madlib. Quantic. RJD2. Spaceheater. Thunderball. Nickodemus. Zohar. Floyd the Locsmif. Handsome Boy Modeling School. Yesterdayâ€™s New Quintet. DJ Cam. DJ Spooky. De-Phazz. Scorn. Baby Mammoth. Telepath. Diverse. Boozoo Bajou. Bitter:Sweet. Bonobo. Wax Tailor. Nightmares on Wax. Meat Beat Manifesto. DJ Shadow. Lyrics Born. Cut Chemist. Akasha. Electric Lotus. X-ecutioners. Darkhorse. Zohar. RZA. Artifacts. 565. fDel. STS9. DJ Krush. Dr Octagon. Caural. Stereolab. Tortoise. DJ Zeph. Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra. Layo and Bushwacka. Thievery Corporation. Junkie XL.Adrian Quesada and Ocote Soul Sounds. Tempercalm. Nirvana. Dave Lombardo. Tori Amos. Ella Fitzgerald. John Coltrane. Chris Whitley. Courtney Love.

Movies:

Favorite film of all time: Mulholland Dr. INLAND EMPIRE. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. David Lynch in general. Kill Bill. Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction. Tarantino in general. Anything by the Bros. Quay. Coppola's Stoker's Dracula. Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. Beetlejuice. Lucky Number Slevin. Snatch. Casino Royale (both of 'em). Basic Instinct. Children of Men. Memento. Rope. The Big Sleep. All About Eve. Gilda. Laura. Double Indemnity. Grand Hotel. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow, bro. House - they got me, I admit it. Strangers With Candy. Da Ali G Show. Golden Girls. Real Time with Bill Maher. "I don't watch TV." Anime series: Boogiepop Phantom. Serial Experiments Lain. Ghost in the Shell. Appleseed. FlCl (Fooly Cooly). I guess I watch more TV than this, but it's hard to think of shows I actually like enough to mention. I will say, though, that it's good times - but not very sportsmanlike (too easy) - to make fun of CSI, and especially its even stupider knock-off, NCIS, cuz you've gotta love that poseur "goth" Hot Topic mannequin they have working in the lab.

Books:

Hume, Kant, Spencer, Huxley, Nietzsche. (Good toilet reading.) Eliphaz Levi. Aleister Crowley. Gerard de Nerval. Le Marquis de Sade. Bram Stoker. Freud, Jung, Stekel, Lacan, Campbell. Elaine Pagels. J. W. N. Sullivan. Pablo Neruda. Michael Maier. Blake. Swedenborg. Boehme. Goethe. Plus my monthly copies of "Fat Chicks" and the NRA Newsletter.

Heroes:

Artists: Francis Bacon. Philip Guston. Lucian Freud. Joseph Cornell. The Brothers Quay. Camille Rose Garcia. Mark Ryden. Gary Baseman. KawsOne. Kozik. Jeff Soto. Damon Soule. Nathan Jurevicius. Shepard Fairey. Takashi Murakami. Junko Mizuno. Yoshitomo Nara. Yoshitaka Amano. Goya. El Greco. Fuseli.

My Blog

Hot messes and the hot messes who love them

First it's Britney spillin' out of her sparkly underwears on national TV. We've seen the footage - we've ALL seen the footage. I have nothing editorial to add, except that I'm shocked that people ar...
Posted by jonjon" on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

rim 2

verb (rimmed, rim"ming) [trans.] vulgar slanglick or suck the anus of (someone) as a means of sexual stimulation.The measure of a good dictionary is whether or not it contains this entry....
Posted by jonjon" on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

So...how about that Duggar family?

http://www.yahoo.com/s/643062There is something decidedly unwholesome about a (presumably) human female shitting out 17 kids. It's a miracle from God that she's still able to retain semen in that hagg...
Posted by jonjon" on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Lindsay has the best blow!

Since people don't like/get my blogs in which I sarcastically criticize people who criticize gay people...lol...let's just "dish" about Lindsay Lohan, shall we ladies?First off, nice mug. I saw some ...
Posted by jonjon" on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST

Gay people want "special" rights.

These fucking fags, I swear to Jesus. They HAVE equal rights in our society. They can marry the opposite sex just like we all can. What they want are SPECIAL rights. And they expect the rest of us...
Posted by jonjon" on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

My Crush on Anderson Cooper

You know, the guy from CNN.I don't normally have a thing for older guys, but I don't rule anything out. Brad Pitt is 40 for Christ's sake. George Clooney is in his 40s. I'd fuck either one of 'em, ...
Posted by jonjon" on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST

R.I.P. Reverend Jerry Falwell, August 11, 1933 May 15, 2007

He will be missed.Just joking.Is anybody out there going to be shocked if I disrespect the dead? If so, prepare to be shocked.Jerry Falwell was a professional bigot and hate-monger. The fact of his d...
Posted by jonjon" on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

T-shirts I designed are in the new Superman movie

I recently collaborated with some friends who are starting up an apparel company on some designs for t-shirts. They, in turn, somehow hooked up with the people who are shooting the new Superman movie...
Posted by jonjon" on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Valerie Plame is HOT!

Seriously! I mean, I'm not straight or anything gross like that, but if I was, I'd bone her! She's like a Bond Bitch. Covert operative for the CIA and you know she looks hot in a neglige.
Posted by jonjon" on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

My Latest Television Commercial Spot.

I rolled out of bed on Saturday to learn that one of the bf's friends was supporting this guy for mayor, and he was shooting a commercial that morning, and would I like to be in it?The candidate is He...
Posted by jonjon" on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST