Hurricane Ivan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am hurricane Ivan and I am coming to take Florida out with my 160 mph winds and swomp you with my 195 mph gusts... Yeah, So get ready for DESTRUCTION! MUahhaahhahh

My Interests

Destruction and complete annihilation of the state of Florida.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 5 days

Music:

heavy metal

Movies:

the perfect storm, twister

Television:

the news reporting about my enormous size

Books:

September 13th 2004: The Day Ivan Destroyed America by Beck and Clarkbar.
September 4th 2004: The Day Frances Annihilated Fort Pierce; a true story by Beck.

Heroes:

Hurricane Charlie, Hurricane Andrew, Hurricane Hugo, Hurricane Frances.