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Maff

The ironing is delicious

About Me

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My Interests

I'm a shite bass player on account of my relatively small hands. And my ineptitude.

I'd like to meet:

Why, guys like me, we'll only let you down. I'm no good for ya, see. Go on, get outta here. I said beat it, kid!

Music:

This n that. The Long Blondes - Weekend Without Makeup

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Movies:

Goodfellas, Naked, The Graduate, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, all the Python films, all the Bond films including the shite ones, Biblical epics, Groundhog Day, Happiness, all 3 Back to the Futures, Dr Strangelove, Chinatown, City of God, Casablanca, Romero's Zombie movies, North by Northwest, the Elephant Man, Dead Man's Shoes, Happy Gilmore, the Big Lebowski, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Spinal Tap, Withnail and I, anything with Philip Seymour Hoffman, most Tarantino, Take the Money and Run, Bananas, Annie Hall, Trainspotting...

Television:

Python, Blackadder, the Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Larry Sanders, Curb Your Enthusiasm, ER, Alan Partridge, Mr Show, David Attenborough, Chris Morris, Fist of Fun/TMWRNJ, 15 Storeys High, the Young Ones, Ray Mears, South Park, Cracker, Shameless, the Sarah Silverman Program, the Wire, Malcolm in the Middle, Bilko, Adam and Joe, the Simpsons, the Daily Show, Vic and Bob, Coronation Street, Family Guy, Futurama, Father Ted, Peep Show, the Office, Armando Iannucci, Cheers, Green Wing, Columbo, Bottom, Faking It, Deadwood, a Bit of Fry and Laurie, Spaced, Big Train, Black Books, Frasier...

Books:

'The French Lieutenant's Woman', '1984', 'A Confederacy of Dunces', Chris Ware, Graham Greene, Jon Ronson, Chandler, Woody Allen's Complete Prose, 'Love in the Time of Cholera', 'The Great Gatsby', Robert Rankin, Thomas Hardy, Douglas Coupland, John Simpson, Alan Moore, the Fry and Laurie script books, 'The Dice Man', 'Slaughterhouse 5', Hunter S Thompson, Bukowski, most Ian McEwan, about half of Irvine Welsh, 'Love on the Dole', Viz, the Onion...

Heroes:

George Orwell, John Peel, Charles Darwin, Arthur Lee, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Jarvis Cocker, Lester Bangs, Chuck D, Egon Schiele, Armando Iannucci, Omar from the Wire, William Blake, David Attenborough, Noam Chomsky, Charlie Brooker, Doug Stanhope, Bob Dylan, Bertrand Russel, Muhammed Ali, John Lydon, Thierry Henry, Alexander the Great, Jimmy Stewart, Rza, Josh Homme, Oscar Wilde, Morrissey, Smokey Robinson, Edie Falco, Woody Allen, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Aphex Twin, James Murphy, Ian Brant, Bill Murray, Me nan, Johnny Cash, David Chase, Peter Cook, Bjork, Phillip Larkin, Bjorn Borg, Dusty Springfield, Alan Moore, Andrew Weatherall, Richard Pryor, Eileen Grimshaw, Viv Stanshall, Ray Davies, Derren Brown, Serena Williams...

My Blog

Maffs Choice

You may remember that I'm of a vegetarian persuasion. So enthused am I with the vegetarian lifestyle that I feel bad for the carnivores who are missing out. To redress the balance I've decided to...
Posted by Maff on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

Don’t patronise the Tulse Hill Tavern from now on

It's been, quite literally, a while since I last posted anything. This is largely because my internet time is severely limited. And most of that time is taken up with facebook. Something that demands ...
Posted by Maff on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

Smoking.

It was nice of the world at large to conspire to help me give up smoking. Just wish they'd asked me first. Because I don't want to give up smoking. I quite like it thank you very much. It has been tr...
Posted by Maff on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:26:00 PST

More of Lifes Disappointments

Adulthood. Nearly all pornography. Monday morning at Glastonbury. Celebrities you like becoming Scientologists. 'The Second Coming'. Still no hover-boards. The verdict of a Michael Jackson trial. My v...
Posted by Maff on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

I Fold

Obviously with the arrival of Facebook people are leaving MySpack likes rats from a sinking ship. It's understandable. It's better in every way. Just now I was playing poker on there, which is so...
Posted by Maff on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

disappointing.

Life is full of disappointments; the realisation that a parent is not infallible; the realisation that there is no omniscient creator and no master plan; the final begrudging realisation that it won't...
Posted by Maff on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

The Good Die Young

I made it past the year of the rock star death. Between last September and this, I became a little anxious about joining the 27-Dead club that includes amongst its ranks Hendrix, Jim Mo...
Posted by Maff on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

Probably the best Sunday so far (with no wretched Chelsea penalty decisions)

Should've gone first. Should have gone first. My aunt's party on Sunday was top. Bangin' almost. Well, maybe not bangin'. I don't think any joint 50th birthday party set in the grounds of an 18th cent...
Posted by Maff on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

It rubs off on your fingers, you know

I'm really regretting doing that blog about things I'll never do ('Things I'll Never Do' 01/04/07) because I've just gone and reneged again. All last week I paid for a tabloid paper. And worse than th...
Posted by Maff on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

Eating.

It's a rich man, I mused some weeks back with a cup of tea in hand, that can polish off a pack of pink wafers and a pack of chocolate Hobnobs and still have an unopened pack of Maryland cookies left. ...
Posted by Maff on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST