I'm a shite bass player on account of my relatively small hands. And my ineptitude.
Why, guys like me, we'll only let you down. I'm no good for ya, see. Go on, get outta here. I said beat it, kid!
This n that.
The Long Blondes - Weekend Without Makeup
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Jarvis - Don't Let Him Waste Your Time
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Goodfellas, Naked, The Graduate, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, all the Python films, all the Bond films including the shite ones, Biblical epics, Groundhog Day, Happiness, all 3 Back to the Futures, Dr Strangelove, Chinatown, City of God, Casablanca, Romero's Zombie movies, North by Northwest, the Elephant Man, Dead Man's Shoes, Happy Gilmore, the Big Lebowski, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Spinal Tap, Withnail and I, anything with Philip Seymour Hoffman, most Tarantino, Take the Money and Run, Bananas, Annie Hall, Trainspotting...
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