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Mistress Voluptu

HEY YOU!!!.......STOP HOGGING ALL THE UGLY!!!!!

About Me

Well here I am, New Jersey girl starting all over in Georgia. Why you ask? Let's put it this way, life is too short and when opportunity knocks, you have to be ready to open the door once in a while. My door led me to quit my job as an Executive Secretary and move to Georgia to go to school full time so I can finally finish my degree. I am the perpetual student. As for my character - well I can have fun in a phone booth, I'm almost always in a good mood and I have a genuine interest in just about everything. For me, I want to try it all, I want to do it all because I dont want to wake up old and gray and say, "I wish I had [fill in the blank here] when I was younger." Life is too short, so for me its go hard or go home.
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My Interests

..Writing about life, singing my heart out no matter where I am, drinking (go hard or go home baby), wine, sports (Giants, Patriots, Yankees, Devils), the smell of the air after a summer rain, traveling, photography, playing softball, rough housing with my nephew, laying quielty with my dog, meeting new people, trying new activities and most of all, laughing until tears come out of my eyes.Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

I'd like to meet:

Funny, smart, good natured individuals who don't take life too seriously. People who can make a joke as well as be the butt of one because for me, laughter is numero uno. Don't bother if you don't have a good sense of humor and don't bother if you aren't outgoing either. I tend to gravitate toward people who make me laugh, have smart, fast wit, and are like me - no drama.
You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!

Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Music:

Everything - if it has a good beat or melody, I'm all about it. I like songs more than I like whole genres. Its anything; Top 40, Rock and heavy metal, Hip Hop, R&B, Jazz (Billy Holiday), Big Band Music (Dean Martin, Sinatra, Louis Prima). Classics tend to remind me of growing up and my parents, who are two truly great people.

Movies:

SO MANY - Mall Rats, Bull Durham, the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Titanic, When Harry Met Sally, Someone Like You, Van Wilder, Napolean Dynomite, Empire of the Sun, Hope and Glory, Moonstruck, Working Girl - any Julia Roberts flicks, The Color Purple, The Princess Bride, As Good As It Gets, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, 80's flicks, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High (SPICOLI RULES!).

Television:

LOVE - "My Name is Earl" - LOVE IT - The Office, SportsCenter, Rescue Me, That 70's Show, The Colbert Report

Books:

DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Cabinet of Curiosities, Janet Evanovich; James Patterson; Nelson DeMille, old Anne Rice; anything good that will keep me busy on a rainy day or sunny day at the beach

Heroes:

My parents...because after 38 years, they are still crazy for one another. I love them because they've never held the reigns too tight and allowed me to fall on my face and realize on my own that I don't always have to do it the hard way.

My Blog

Bittersweet

Lately life has been rather busy. School and work are now 7 days a week with days going anywhere between 10 and 14 hours without break....and that's sugar coating the situation. Its not...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

Displacement Theory

Thirty years is a long journey for any one traveler to take, but after making a discovery of an ambitious magnitude, it's decidedly difficult to take yet another journey on the direct heels of the fir...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST

Update

Its been a hot Atlanta minute since I've spoken or written to a majority of my friends and for this I'm truly sorry. In an attempt to put the good word out to everyone, here is a quick update as to&nb...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

The Farewell Tour

There has been a dirty little secret I've been hiding from some friends and I'm here to finally come clean and tell everyone my big fat juicy news. If you're someone I talk to on the regular, then you...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

Colbert RULES

That's right - yours truly has just received two tickets to the taping of The Colbert Report - May 15, 2007. Who's better than me? Not many.......not many at all....
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

With Arms Wide Open

People have been known to avoid it like the plague, others are in denial and some make little notice. It has been known to advocate anxiety or instill fear of death, literally, but I have decided to e...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Sick Day 8 and Counting......

For those who have called, emailed or text and I have been MIA - I apologize - especially to the W. Paterson crew for missing this weekend's festivities, but I still have snot spiraling out of me........
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Boston Massacre 2006

Saying I am a free spirit is probably an understatement  saying that I am the most fun, might be more on target. For those who read this site and have had the pleasure of knowing me in person and had...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

What You're Not Reading

Sorry people, but I haven't had much to write about lately - or at least if I do, I'm just too damn lazy to open the confines of my overburdened brain to write anything sufficient......it happens. Mov...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Six of One, Half a Dozen of Another

The apprehension sets in and feeds like a fungus spreading across an infinite span of territory wallowing and burying itself deep within. It grows roots over time and extends like the plague not allow...
Posted by Mistress Voluptu on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST