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Pictavia

About Me

'About Me'. That was the title of Eralld Flyn's last ever book. It was about the controversial 'fur diet', A diet consisting solely of fur from various animals. It was said to give fortune and prosperity to the digestive track. Results from Oxford and West Point showed otherwise. Anyway, here I am, Scottish chieftan cuttin' off limbs of heretics and oppresors of the 'Cruithne' or 'Albanach'.

My Interests

Scottish history, getting sweaty (doesn't matter how), and getting mashed and ripping up town. Yip, that sums it up.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in a balaclava. Or with a nice, tight arse.

Music:

Grime scene (wiley, kano, anyone on channel U), old school u.k garage (oxide and neutrino etc) and u.k hip-hop (Roots Manuva, Black twang etc). Bit of drum and bass (Roni Size is my fav!) Just stuff like that. A bit of the U.S stuff rocks too like Busta Rhymes, Cam'ron - all needs to be bassy as hell.

Movies:

Anything British. Especially bruzer films like Football factory or Lock Stock.

Books:

Nigel Tranter, hell yeah!!

Heroes:

Kenneth MacAlpine, Robert the Bruce, anyone that swung a sword or axe for Scotland or any celt nations.