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Chops

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Comic Relief, Gambler, Warrior, and Watcher

My Interests

My wife Natalie, Paintball, Firearms, Flicks, Tunes, 'toons, Sushi, Poker, Beers, Kingdom Come, Phillies, Eagles

Music:

Includes but are not limited to: Man or Astroman? Big Black, Led Zeppelin, Dragonforce, Good Riddance, Wesley Willis, Stratovarius, The Clash, Clutch, CSNY, Avail, Bouncing Souls, Coalesce, Time in Malta, Johnny Cash, Megadeth, Rhapsody, Rush, Social Distortion, They Might Be Giants, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Jawbox, ManOwar, Lifetime, Bill Shatner, , Otis Redding, Nasum, Jedi Mind Tricks, Tom Waits, Kamelot, Crotchduster, Dream Theater, Mr. Bungle, Primus, Styx, MFDoom, Journey, Yes, Nightwish, Lady Sov, Don Caballero, Sonata Arctica, America, Porktamer, HHIG, SPAZZ, Merzbow, Melt Banana, Brutal Truth... etc

Movies:

Robot Jox, Star Wars, Reanimator, Bottle Rocket, Battle Royale, LotR, Fudoh, Emperor's New Groove, Ichi the Killer, Brazil, Top Gun, 300, Transformers, Great Escape, Indiana Jones, Shaun of the Dead, Meet the Feebles, Starship Troopers, Punch Drunk Love, Sin City, Return of the Living Dead, Pan's Labyrinth, Tombstone, TMNT, Bubba Ho-tep, Band of Brothers, Wet Hot American Summer, Boondock Saints, Kung Fu Hustle, Ghostbusters, the Mosquito Coast, the Fisher King, any Monty Python...

Television:

I nearly only watch things on DVD, but occasionally: Home Movies, Simpsons (reruns only), Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Battlestar Gallactica, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Family Guy, The Phillies, The Eagles

Books:

Ender series, Old Man's War & Ghost Brigades & The Last Colony (by John Scalzi) LotR, Robert Sheckley's stuff, Douglas Adams' stuff, PKD, I Am Legend, Pretty much any pulpy sci fi series, DUNE, Powers, Supreme Power, Global Frequency, Rising Stars.

Heroes:

The Guy In The Mirror Every Morning, Indiana Jones, General Patton, John Cleese, Doc Holliday, Green Lantern, Wedge Antilles, the Sultan of Brunei

My Blog

My 4th? 5th post? whatever...

nobody reads these... I wouldn't. but http://www.zachgalifianakis.com/ he's funny man
Posted by Chops on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:58:00 PST

I hate huckabees

it's on in the other room, and it's the most overrated piece of shit ever made. I wish Jason Schwartzman wasn't in it, because then I'd kill it.
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie Survival Test...

Armed and DangerousCongratulations! You scored 88%! You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and wh...
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crotchduster

is fucking amazing. listen to a couple tunes on www.crotchduster.com hilarious, amazing... thanks paco for this one
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This IS a castle...

and we have MANY tapestries! But if you are a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse! Seriously, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a fabulous fabulous movie that is waaaaay underappreciated...
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the ring necked pheasant

is different than a penguin in several ways. I recognize both.
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just got a bootleg of the full series of ExoSquad

which fucking kicks every other cartoon post 1989 in the balls. Seriously it was fucking epic, and political, and awesome. main characters dying on broadcast television in a CARTOON. Fuck spiderm...
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All I listen to is Powermetal.

I'm quite sick of angry... need more Posi... Dragonforce is the best, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius... Posi as fuck. rock that makes you smile.
Posted by Chops on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST