shopping, road trippin', hosting parties, las vegas, cooking, singing, dancing, movies, art, poetry, wine, mango rum, puerto rico, hawaii, writing songs, writing poetry, reading a good book, toys, toys, toys!!!!****************************************************
AND FOR THOSE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT WOMEN DO.....
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day. Amen. "
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the chequebook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
1
P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
I'd like to meet:
How to make a Cen2ual Cara
Ingredients:
50% Sensuality
25% Eroticism
25% Spontaneity
Method:
Let go of all your inhibitions then Mix together with a slow stroke while gently pulling her soft hair... Then have Cara do you like a Tequila shot... lick, suck, and of course SWALLOW!!
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Music:
Anything Great... nice beat, great lyrics, whatever sounds nice....Die Hard Metallica Fan for life, but I also like.... Justin Timberlake, Fergie, Fall Out Boy, Hellogoodbye, Depeche Mode, OZZYBoyz II Men, Joe, Jesse Powell, Eric Benet, B. Angie B.,LL COOL J, A.C.E., AREK-KERA, E-40, Q (HHK), JAY Z, PIT BULL, PIT BULL, PIT BULL!!! well ok I have divorced Pitbull and am now gonna marry DADDY YANKEE!! O M G HE HAS THE SEXIEST WHITEST TEETH!! BORIQUA, MORENA! AYE PAPI CHULO! TE AMO! (MY ATTEMPT AT OLD ESPANOLA) LOLOL...I love Ballads...Anything slow and erotically sensual, something you can groove to, or love to..SO AFTER ALL THAT, WHO IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SINGER??? WE KNOW HER AS "LIL' MAMA, PHATTA, SPEEDY GONZALES, PULA AND PUNKIN' " BUT TO ME, SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY LIL GIRL, ALECCIS MOMMY LOVES YOU, KEEP DOING YO' THANG BABY, AND DON'T BE EMBARRASSED WHEN YOU BE HITTIN' THEM MARIAH CAREY NOTES, HELL, HAVE KERA OR TRAXAMILLION HOOK IT UP SO YOU CAN PAY FOR COLLEGE AND I WON'T HAVE TO!! I LOVE YOU BABY GIRL, MY LIL' CLASS PRESIDENT, YOU GO DO YO' THANG! MUAHHHHHH!
Movies:
SOME OF MY FAVORITES INCLUDE, Sixteen Candles, Green Mile, White Chicks, any of the brat pack flicks, The Negotiator, Aladdin.. Favorite actors and actresses include, Keeanu Reeves, Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Sam Elliott, Whoopi Goldberg, Jim Carey, Robin Williams, Cheech Marin, Wayans Brothers, Jennifer Lopez as an actress only, she sounds like a skinned cat when she sings, hmm um Ben Affleck, Matt Damon (can't believe he married that bish) Vincent D'onofrio, Ice Cube, Ice T, that hot black guy on Law and Order lol, Jerry Orbach (rest in peace big daddy) and my all time favorite, you know him as Horatio Kane, (drum roll) Mister David Caruso!!!
Television:
CSI, CSI MIAMI, CSI NEW YORK, All Law & Orders, One Tree Hill, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, Criminal Minds, Bernie Mac, George Lopez, ER, THE UNIT ROCKS!! and well you get the hint..... ALL TIME FAVORITE NOW IS MIND OF MENCIA ON COMEDY CENTRAL, IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY, WATCH THAT SHOW!!
Books:
LADIES, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO GO OUT AND PURCHASE OR READ "TICKLE HIS PICKLE" YOU WILL THANK ME, TRUST. IT IS THE BIBLE OF WELL YOU KNOW, GIVING SOME REAL GOOD LOVING TO YA' MAN....
MY NEW FAVORITE IS THE KAMA SUTRA SEX POSITIONS "HOW-TO" BOOK, A MUST HAVE...
Heroes:
J. HOLIDAY! J. HOLIDAY! J. HOLIDAY!!! HE BROUGHT THE SENSUAL SOUL BACK TO DOWN RIGHT GETTING STRAIGHT INTO THE DEEP CORE OF LOVE MAKING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME WHY MUSIC THAT GOOD TOUCHES YOUR SOUL BEFORE SEDUCING YOUR ENTIRE BODY.... I LOVE YOU J. HOLIDAY...!!!!HTTP://WWW.HERTOYCHEST.COM TELL WENDY CARA SENT YOU)-- WENDY, YOU GANGSTA' YOU ARE MY HERO, ALWAYS PROVIDING ME WITH MY TOYS AT LOW COST AND NEVER UPPIN' THE PRICES LIKE SOME GREEDY BASTARDS OUT THERE AND ALWAYS HAVING THE GOOD NEW CHIT TO CHOOSE FROM, MAKING MY EROTICY HAVEN UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE NEW GEAR AND TOYS FOR THE NAUGHTY LIL FREAK IN ME.. I LOVE YA WENDY..... MUAH! YOU KNOW MY MOTTO, "HAVE BATTERIES, WILL TRAVEL" LOLOL LOVE YA....
