I'm simplifying this section. Movies, music, games of all variety, TOOL! (Yes it's an interest that trancends just a musical interest), Alex Grey, Reading, Learning new things daily, Saying the word monkey for no apparent reason, Legos, Sleep (that elusive temptress), singing, playing piano, acting, the occasional entertaining television show (There's so very few anymore... I mean why can't they bring back or re-make good shows, like B.J. and the Bear... Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.), drinking, learning the crazy names and varieties of drinks out there (Razzamapple needs to go through her drink flashcards with me again), throwin' dobermans at old ladies, cold cocking red headed dudes just for the F of it, cuddling the Snuggles fabric softener bear, torturing the Pilsbury Dough Boy with one of those 'drinking birds', emassing my army of Chia pets in preparation for the fateful day that they are given life by the sins of the world, chicken, punching every bee in the face, stealing away the world's oil through my extra-terrestrial designed oil pump selling it to the aliens to learn the true terrible nature of Twinkies and Cheez Whiz, going for walks, stargazing, re-naming already named stars (Deneb is now Herman, Proxima is now Sheldon, etc.), booting black tar heroin, riding elevators blasting Clay Aiken from a crazy boombox, producing naughty naughty furniture porn, and lawn gnome snuff films, Partying with the Keebler Elves (Those fuckers are insane!), quoting and applying movie lines to everyday life, out-swimming penguins, coffee, being the highest paid gigalo ever to grace Orick California (Population 127), Ju Ju Bees.Here comes the fun part. You folks at home get to play and guess which of the things just listed is or isn't true. Which of these things doesn't belong? You decide! And write back to me! And if you get enough right? I'll give you a shiny penny! And you might even get a copy of our home game, along with a 1,000 shares of Enron stock.
Would hopefully like to meet some people who are of a somewhat similar mindset as me. Obviously we're all different. However I've started to find that several of us think in very similar ways. We become so isolated sometimes that we feel we're the only ones who thinks the things we think.
So, it doesn't matter, race, gender, religious ideals, or criminal past. Just if on any level you are somewhat of a thinker.... maybe creative in some way... musical... or just a crazed movie geek looking for someone to quote lines from movies with... whatever. If you're one who has ideas, especially things that seem to go against everything you have been fed or made to believe, or just seem like they might be 'weird' in some way. I want to talk to you! And I hope you'll message me.
Also, I hope I'll hear from some people who have a great and widely diverse sense of humor. I spout off just random things for no apparent reason, mostly for my own amusement, sometimes to see if someone is a little weird like me.
So send me a message! Or I'm sending my special forces monkeys, and genetically engineered super intellegent Chia pets to seek you out and ... well... glare at you threateningly outside your bedroom window, while showing you flashcards and other diagrams and schematics about what a nice, kind, gentle, and cute, yet odd guy I am. Next phase after that.... Pandas.... don't make me break those out! And I want to meet and hang out with TOOL!... I'm something of a fan. Not that anyone could tell. And I want to hang out with Dane Cook, that silly bitch. Fuck Bees!! Aww fuck it! I want to meet everyone of my heros. Even the fictional ones. It's my dream, I'm going to fucking dream it!Kisses
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A lot to name, and a vast array of styles. But here's a few...
TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots, Something for Kate, Smile Empty Soul, Stone Sour, Incubus, Thrice, Static X, Marilyn Manson, The Clash, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Korn (When I'm in the mood), Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, CKY, Flyleaf, Seether, Deftones, The Aquabats, U2, Coldplay, Chevelle, Gorillaz, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Sarah Mclachlan, Schonherz and Scott, Bernardo Rubaja and Hernandez, George Winston, David Lanz, Spencer Brewer, Frank Sinatra, James Darren,Enigma, Delerium, Chicane, Doomsday, Old Triple 6 Mafia, and a LOT of other music.
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A lot of movies, Odd Couple, Lost in America, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Serendipity, Better Off Dead, Matrix Trilogy, Animatrix, Cowboy Bebop Movie, End of Evangelion, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Storm Riders, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Aliens series of movies, Big Fish, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Braveheart, Last Samurai, Garden State, Resivour Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol 1 and 2, Sin City, Saw 1 and 2, Frailty, Sneakers, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Kicking and Screaming, Elf, Star Wars original trilogy, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Layer Cake, Snatch, Fight Club, Oceans 11 and 12, Italian Job, The Score, Shrek 1 and 2, Toy Story 1 and 2, A Bug's Life, Incredibles, Lilo and Stitch, Emporer's New Groove, Aladdin, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Knockaround Guys, Larger Than Life (Tipp Tucker), Blow, Lord of War, Godfather 1 and 2, Good Fellas, Raging Bull, Casino, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Swordfish, Basic, Star Trek movies, Stargate, Dark City, The Crow, Shaun of the Dead, Brain Dead, Dawn of the Dead original and remake, Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, 2001, 2010, Traffic, Crash, Syrianna, Amityville Horror, Ringu Trilogy, Ju-On (The Grudge), The Aviator, Gangs of New York, Catch Me If You Can, Turner and Hooch, Joe Versus the Volcano, Big, Terminal, No Time for Sergents, It's a Wonderful Life, Christmas Vacation, The Ref, A Christmas Story, Scrooged, While You Were Sleeping, Sleepless in Seattle, A League Of Their Own, City Slickers, Count of Monte Cristo, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, 50 First Dates, Spanglish, The Family Man, Matchstick Men, Rushmore, Royal Taunenbaums, I Heart Huckabees, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Keeping the Faith, American History X, Battle Royale, Just Friends, Blade 1 and 2, Against a Crooked Sky, Across the Great Divide, Saved, Real Genius, The Saint, Mission Impossible, You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, Living Daylights, Golden Eye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough, Thunderball, Man With the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me, Waynes World 1 and 2, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Austin Powers, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, X-Men 1 and 2, Encino Man, Spiderman 1 and 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Meet Joe Black, Grosse Point Blank, As Good As It Gets, I'll continue later
.. width="425" height="350" ..Into quite a few series, old ones and new ones... Here we go. 24, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, House, Bones, The Office, Babylon 5, Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, DS9, Voyager to a certain extent, (Didn't want much of Enterprise), Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Friends, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Roswell, Smallville, Prisonbreak, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Farscape, Lost, and plenty of other shows.
Lot of books... which is why it's taken me awhile to fill this part out. I'll rattle off a few off the top of my head. Dune series, J.R.R. Tolkein books, Wheel of Time(Though it's getting a little tedious), Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Myst books, Nicholas Linear series (The Ninja, Miko, etc.), Waylander, Dark Tower series, Hagakure, Go Rin No Sho, Shogun, Vampire Hunter D, Harry Potter, Dear Ronnie I Love You, Various books on cultural mythology (Egyptian, Japanese, Greek, Roman, Norse, etc.), and many more.
PUNKY-G INGLES!!! TRICIALICIOUS!!!!, BEN!!!!!, Leonardo Da Vinci, Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Alex Grey, Shaun from Shaun of the Dead, Orgazmo (Morman porn star that kicks ass? What's not to love?), Jack Bauer, Gregory House, Bono, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Robert Langdon, Batman, Batmanuel, Doyle, Whalley, Josh Griffen, Kyle Hansen, Wesley Houck, Jason Houck, Dennis Braun, Randall Henderson, Tammy Lee, Razzamapple, Meghan Cervi, Kelly (She freakin' MET U2! Mad props and hero status there!) Jon Stewart, Dane Cook, Kosh, Commander Sinclair, Captain Picard, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Whoever the killer was in the House of Wax remake (Killed Paris Hilton! My hero! Mad props!), Trent Reznor, Auron, Kain, Kefka, Sephiroth, Nobuo Uematsu, Yasunori Mitsuda, Hironobu Sakaguchi, Tetsuya Nomura, Malcom Reynolds, Jayne, Zoe, Wash, Kaylie, Simon, River, Book, Inara, Angel, Spike, Wesley, Faith, Willow, Xander, Conner, The Snuggles fabric softening bear.... too many heros.. I could go on forever.. I admire all sorts of things about a lot of people... some fictional characters, others real people... But yes... there are some of my heros...