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lang roberts

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About Me

i like cake. i dig jokes. i heart smiles from random strangers and turn to mush when someone winks at me. i live for lukewarm days on the beach with nothing to do but drink icy vodka drinks and hang out in the sun with my homies (the word homies makes me laugh). i like that too, laughing. i am a random mix of the collected and crazy...a Libra through and through. i am fairly uninteresting, but have an extreme affection for bunnies. i am a loner, but can network the shit out of a room. i am a don juan of the ordinary...a miser of the mediocre...and an obstinate simpleton, but the kick backs are quite entertaining and often... spectacular. i like the forecast of my future and i am constantly looking for the opportunity to eat like a motherfucker and drink like a bitch! You Down!? "; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:
You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.
At Your Lowest:
You require a lot of attention and praise.
In Love:
You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.
How You're Attractive:
You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.
Your Eternal Question:
"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?
lang roberts --
[adjective]:
Smelling like unscented lube all of the time
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Your Japanese Name Is...
Souta Yamashina What's your Japanese Name?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

pure MDMA powder.
you are pure MDMA powder. you are daring, wild, out-going and funny.
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Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Birthdate: October 9
Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature.You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous.You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate.Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations.This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
What Famous Leader Are You?
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Athena
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
--Jean-Paul Sartre
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.
--Blaise Pascal
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Existentialism


75%

Justice (Fairness)


65%

Strong Egoism


65%

Hedonism


60%

Utilitarianism


50%

Apathy


45%

Kantianism


40%

Nihilism


30%

Divine Command


15%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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My Interests

indians, lots and lots of indians, politics, libraries, jews, food, food and jews, money, time, liquor, money+time+liquor, rain and the way it makes me feel, the internet(s), the conservative movement in America, where all the money goes, boys in uniforms, boys out of uniforms, you know...stuff.

I'd like to meet:

who do i want to meet? e.e. cummings? betty white? jennifer saunders? henry miller? collette? i am not really sure...

Music:

i really do not have a favorite to cling to, so i waste hours looking for old 70's hits that remind me of growing up (boy...did that suck). i have taken to wandering around and finding a slow and emotionally draining love song of late. i do, however, always enjoy listening to Horowitz play the piano and Bjork lose herself in her words while i am riding the train. it reminds me of getting lost in myself. i do not have that opportunity too often these days. i get myself lost, but not lost in myself. what does that mean...?

Movies:

Pretty much anything that has a "teenie" quality to it. I like people who can watch an indy flick and not feel overly self important because they do. Do you know of anyone like that? I think I'd like to meet them. If not, introduce me to someone who can waste an afternoon watching movies that have a cute guy and some dancingn involved. I love them kinda movies, but I am opinionated as hell should you talk to me about film. So, be aware...be very, very aware! some favs - Center Stage, Age of Innocence, Cinema Paradiso, Out of Africa, Moonstruck, Legally Blonde, The Right Stuff, Two Weeks Notice, Jarhead, Broken Hearts Club, The Birdcage...

Television:

I love TV! I could watch it for hours and hours and hours and hours, but I am too goddamned busy doing shit!!! Fuck!!! Needless to say, I am a fan of Will and Grace and even though I do not watch it on Thursday nights anymore, I will miss knowing that it is there being seen my millions of gay-lovin'-flag-wavin'-hardworkin' Americans. I am also a fan of the Grey's Anatomy, the Medium, Desperate Housewives, CNN in the mornings, and Sunday morning punditry. I also like to watch those shows on military training. I am not sure if it is because I wanted to join the military or if I just want to "do" the military. I am sure it is the latter. I know...how passe'. Yeah, TV it's better than bad, it's good!

Books:

Books, books, books...if i had a favorite, it is safe to say that i am not sure what it would be. Well, like movies, I have a variety of favorites. I have not reread anything in quite sometime. Although I love books, I find that much of my time is spent reading on-line periodicals and off-line cases. I have known for some time that I do not read fiction, but I am made more and more aware of it as I become entrenched in my studies (and age). I am spending more and more time in exploring economics and the way it fucks with people...in an everyday sense. So I read the "boring" nonfiction about how it "all works."

Heroes:

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