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jesus

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I AM A TIGER!!!

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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... one of a kind

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sex is good
but only when hummus is involved

My Interests

seperating the red sea with my good friend moses.

smiting humans left and right
a little hunger here, some murders there.

you know,
the usual

I'd like to meet:

god
my father

Music:

the beatles are quite good

Movies:

the passion of christ

Television:

i dont need television
instead, i watch humans struggle with their lives.

Books:

the bible

Heroes:

the mexican gardners.
only because nobody likes them and it makes me sad.

My Blog

jesus doesnt blog

only on tuesdays.
Posted by jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST