Nag Nag Nag |
There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His las...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Idiots of 2003 |
Number One Idiot of 2003
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter ...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Moral of the Story |
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream. T...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the Day |
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What Makes 100% |
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have a...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Finally!!!! The Rules of Men |
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These ...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke: Blonde vs Blonde |
A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding.
The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license.
The blonde driver asked, "What does a dri...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke: Big Problems |
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessivelymischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke: Jamaican Sandals |
This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopk...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
This is SERIOUS! Do NOT disregard this advice! |
I got forwarded this by a friend. Normally I hate these hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is for real.
Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If a man comes to your front door and s...
Posted by Dylan (aka Dyl-Z) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
