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Lord Loren

You can be my Cherry Cola

About Me

I enjoy frappucinos, led zeppelin, and monster movies. For more interesting facts say hi anytime.

Im in this Killer band TEANECK
...If you'd like to improve life you should Check it out.I also like to write and rant. For a good time Subscribe to my blog.

My Interests

Im in this Killer band TEANECK
...If you'd like to improve life you should Check it out.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone...Everyone...YOU!

I love this little man:

Meet Jackson. Clearly he gets his looks from ME!

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TEANECK: Feelin it live in 07 MySpace.com

Music:

Teaneck , Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Weezer, Nirvana, Queen, Queens of the Stoneage, Wilco, Fast Jams, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Teagan and Sara, Ben Kweller, Pavement, Bruce Springsteen, U2, Postal Service, Flaming Lips, The Who, My Chemical Romance, The White Stripes, Eagles of Death Metal, Johnny Cash, Spoon, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Creedence, The Beach Boys, Eminem, Stevie Wonder, Ella Fitzgerald, Nancy Wilson (notthechickfromheart), Prince, Brendan Benson, Death Cab, Radiohead, The Rentals, The Comas, Pixies, New Pornographers, Johnny Society, Kiss, Def Leppard, Van Halen, AC Freakin DC, Cream, Beastie Boys

Movies:

I have seen most horror movies ever made. I can recite the Star Wars Saga...prequels included, Wes Anderson Movies Movies with Bill Murray. Scorcese Movies. Peter Jackson...Pre and Post Frodo. Sam Raimi Movies. Guillelmo Del Toro movies. Dario Argento Movies. Kubrick Movies. The Godzilla series. Halloween Convention. The Bus Tour.

Television:

Reality TV and Laker Games. Thats pretty much it.

Books:

Rich Girls (The novella), and The Simple Life (Paris Hilton Bio)

My Blog

The Idiots Guide to Parenting: Volume 1

Oh they there PampersIt is I...your fave dude of the moment.So as you all know I recently welcomed my son Jackson into this world. I'm sure you have all heard the gozillion cliche's about being a new...
Posted by Lord Loren on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

A Birthday Tale

Oh hey GangThanks SO much to all those who have wished me a Happy Birthday! You are nice.I thought I would share an AMUSING TALE with you.SO. This morning I get ready for work...but not that the usual...
Posted by Lord Loren on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

Lorens Random Thought

I have come to realize that I use "Haha" far too much in myspace messages. I use it even in spots where in real speech there would be no cause for laughing. If you actually spoke out what I was writin...
Posted by Lord Loren on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:05:00 PST

Americas Next Top CONSPIRACY

Oh hey there Nigel BarkersSo..Im going to spare you all the mega rant and just hit you with some FACTS and figures.How much ranting can one guy do about a stupid reality show right?So here's my though...
Posted by Lord Loren on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

Comic Book MANIA

Hello Creatures of the NightSo as you all know I invite CONTROVERSY! (yearright) So thats why I am writing this masterpiece today."But what are you talking about Loren?"Oh I'll tell you....I have...
Posted by Lord Loren on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

Finding Zombie: An American Success Story

Oh hey there YALLSometimes in life...the stars align and things just go right. This past weekend I was gifted with a moment such as this...and I wanted to share the spoils with you.I have developed a...
Posted by Lord Loren on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Becoming Daddy

Oh hello there swaddlers So as many of you may have noticed I generally don't post a lot of stuff about my personal life.  I tend to opt for lighter, and thought provoking fare...like "Zombie Vs....
Posted by Lord Loren on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

Melting Men and Non-Zombie Nurses: My Weekend in Horror

Oh hey there Fried OnionsIt is I.So lately it seems like I’ve been so wrapped up with Americas Next Top Model, American Idol, and Beauty and the Geek that I have strayed away from one of my favo...
Posted by Lord Loren on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

Once Upon a Top Model

Oh hey there cheese doodlesSo as I watched Americas Next Top Model last night, I had a pretty grand realization about it. Firstly I must admit that I was good ol’ fashion wrong with my ealier as...
Posted by Lord Loren on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:46:00 PST

The Loren Report 3/4

Oh hey there children of the nightIts me. You know?ME?I know many/none of you are curious about my life and happenings, so i thought I would share a few tidbits on this fine day.1) The is a legit poss...
Posted by Lord Loren on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST