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Stranger no Candy

im going home to a punch or a kiss

About Me

fnac howard.

My Interests

queer drag burlesquey-type performance!! + making paintings for my friends (poorly&veeeeeery slowly- sorry burce!) + sewing clothes (poorly) + singing in the shower and in the street and in the kitchen and on the bus and in the park (poorly) + op-shopping like a bat out of hell (im such a happy little consumer) + animal rights + collecting records

I'd like to meet:

feminists. queers. vegans. performers. kids that like built-in-bloomers...

i want more people to pose for my stupid photos of still life- who wants to hump some machinery?!

oh yeah and if u wanna be my "friend" then that entails either knowing me or sending me an email. the definition of a friend implies some contact. for me this isnt a competition over whether i can get the longest friends list (tho if it was, im kicking ur ass sazza!)

Music:

!!!!SINS OF RHONDA!!!!female singers (ok so im a stereotype) + rock + indie + oz music + retro : the B52s, violent femmes, kim wylde, INXS, sugarcubes, dire straits, ike&tina turner, madonna, the clash, the sex pistols, blondie, cyndi lauper, cream, the divinyls, nenah cherry, roy orbison, bronski beat, pat benatar, suzi quatro, the pretenders, david bowie, ACDC, duran duran, edith piaf, marlene dietrich, t-rex, queen et al + new(ish)bies : hot hot heat, le tigre, the grates, the presets, cut copy, pinky tuscadero, the yeah yeah yeahs, little birdy, sleater kinney, peaches, ladytron, origami, architecture in helsinki, be your own pet, theredsunband, the kills, datarock, love outside andromeda, bikini kill, fabienne delsol, gazoonga attack, louis the 14th, the breeders, brassy, human waste project (from my teen angst days), the knife!

young & restless, the mess hall, rocket science, bikini kill, sleater kinney, the gossip, operator please, cassette kids

Movies:

foreign! australian! all time fave "show me love" by lukas moodyson. the best director ever

Television:

SBS, ABC [im EVER so cultured]. arrested devleopment + the office + spicks&specks + rockwiz + frontline + degrassi junior hhiIGHHH + ready or not [did ANYONE catch that show?]

Books:

When I was in Year 2 my dad made me go to the library everyday after school. He created a monster. I started walking around everywhere with my head in a book. It even got to the point where MY DAD started ragging on me for reading too much. He even paid me out for being so unpopular, asking who I would invite to my coming birthday party: "the library?" (ha ha chortle snort). I was a huge geekwad. Now I still read... but I balance my life with general deviant behaviour. And my dad's disappointed that I'm not more of a moral upstanding citizen. Haha

My all-time favourite book is "My Summer of Love"- ok, so the title sounds like a terrible romance novel but it's actually really good. A tale of girl-passion turned rancid. A movie adaptation's been done but the book's waaay better. Read it!

Heroes:

I wanna bang cyndi lauper. i don't care if she IS 50 or whatever now. She's still totally hot.... .... ..... anyone out there LOOK like cyndi lauper?

my family they're the best

milena butter! (and -if it existed- sazza butter! bruce butter! paul butter!) and me! im my own hero! (like lainsy). except sometimes i get bored and do very stupid things to entertain myself. im a bit of a cockhead....

My Blog

slit launch

SLit launch: 21st October Herman's bar - I'm performing come bitches ...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:59:00 PST

stupid survey

001. Real name ? Mishmail Goldberg002. Nickname ? Micko, Mishmail, Monkey, Mish, Mixamatosis003. Status ? pregnant004. Zodiac sign? Gemini005. Male or female? F006. Elementary ? um, what???007. ????00...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

the money shot


Posted by Stranger no Candy on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

excitement waning, urge to kill rising

so im 22 hours in to a 34 hour flight marathon. and im stuck at taipei airport THE MOST BORING AIRPORT IN THE WORLD!!!! ive already wasted 5 hours wandering between the crapola duty-free shops and the...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

FNAC!!!

ok. so we had a great night seeing the long blondes in berlin. (they ROCKED by the way!) then we ran for the U-bahn (train) and deb stacked it. of course, i found this entirely humourous until deb pro...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST

the kit kat club

today me and deb went to a fantasy/fetish club in berlin. it was lame. yeah, sure we got offered (free) drugs (which we didn't take. i mean- we're not stupid) and got to wear cool outfits (i was a m...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

nuthin

im drunkish. and about to go out in berlin ALONE no-one is interested in this. that is all...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

gay paris

ah so wednesday was definately one of the best days in Paris so far. me and deb went to the gay area trying to find this vego restaurant and ended up stumbling across 'starcookers'- this superpink sup...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Wanktastic

Oh god. I just went to De Appel gallery for "If I cant dance I dont want to be part of your revolution" thinking it'd be cool, underground feminist art. It was so wanktastic the walkways were running ...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

Prostitution Information Centre

So I weaved through the Amsterdam's red light district in search of the Prostitution Info Centre the other day, hoping for an educational experience (and fearing something sleazy). I entered the littl...
Posted by Stranger no Candy on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST