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.... ummm.... i am sam... sam i am really getting tired of that being my catch phrase... hmmmm... note to self: change catch phrase ... wait... what was i doing?.... oh yeah... about me: i'm a really honest, fun, dorky kinda mean bipolor-ish rumor of a reputation... i know…. hot, right? but, seriously, i'm really not that jaded... at least not all the time.... but, i aspire to be... ...i'm a health educator by day and a bartender by night... i like to be extremely analytical or overly crazy in my spare time... ...when i grow up i want to spend time traveling the world on book tours as an accomplished writer... so, hopefully some day i'll write something that someone can relate to... 'till then i'll continue to spend most of my time in my own head.... if only in my head.... and yeah, i'm always this random... "I heard she got hit by three zebras and monkey... i can't stand the bitch no way." missy

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.... i'm really, kinda, shy when it comes to meeting people... i like to come off condfident and cocky and extroverted but, once you know me all that goes to hell.... i just got out of a really long relationship... for like, the third time, so yeah.... i'm not looking to hook up or anything like that... unless you have a picture... then maybe.... just kidding.... ... oh yeah.. i don't "buddy" people i don't know, cause that would be a lot of unnecessary buddies.... so if i don't know you and you're interested in becoming an online buddy, or whatever, email me or something.... and email something more than "sup?".... let me know who you are or what you're all about... this helps in weeding out those myspacers interested in nothing more than becoming everyone and they mamma's friend.... thus making myspace a little less time consuming... now excuse me while i spend hours choosing a font for this section.... : funny side note... you can actually be one of my mommas friends on here.... no joke....so if you sent an email that said "sup?"... that's wha-"sup."...that's it....that's all i got...

Music:

i love mariah carey, justin timberlake, no doubt, black eye'd peas, the gorillaz, linkin park, n.e.r.d., gnarles barkley, janet jackson, tlc, sean paul, melissa ethridge, eminem, tina turner, and i could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, but i won't. .. Don't Forget About Us

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Movies:

monster, playing by heart, closer, mean girls, wise girls, charlie and the chocolate factory, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, fools rush in, wise girls, saved, rent, jeffery, too wong foo, party monster blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blabh blah, i just typed blabh, and

Television:

project runway (thanks christy), family guy, the l word, will and grace, intervention, top chef, aqua teen hunger force, celebrity poker, top chef and all of the kathy griffin comedy specials.

Books:

anything by david sedaris.... he rocks my literary world.... literally http://queernetworks.typepad.com/queerfresno/

Heroes:

my mommas... yeah i said it! what?

My Blog

...oh and my 16yo cousin got shot..

so yeah, chillin with my baby and i get a call from my mother saying my cousin was shot... apparently there was a rumble... shit went down and my 16 year old cousin ends up shot... thank God he's fine...
Posted by sammster on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

... light her up....

Grammy-winner Mariah Carey  whose new No. 1 album, E = MC2, sold 463,000 copies in its first week  is hitting another high: This weekend the Empire State Building in New York City will be lit in lav...
Posted by sammster on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:31:00 PST

... this one is for me...


Posted by sammster on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

... face down, ass up that’s the way i like to f*ck...

..TR> 1) HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? i haven’t gotten laid this year.2) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? yup3) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? yeah... i forget why.4) EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF...
Posted by sammster on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

.. often imitated never duplicated..

... Mariah just passed up Elvis as "touch my body" became her 18th #1 to hit the charts... making her the solo artist with the most #1 hits ever... of course the band the beatles are still a...
Posted by sammster on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

... tonight my body’s an exhibition baby though it’s on display don’t be scared to touch it...

.. well not tonight... tomorrow night my body will be on display and maybe after a couple of birthday/anniversary shots i’ll let you know what you can touch. fuck bieng shy, fuck bieng insecure,...
Posted by sammster on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:09:00 PST

.. do i look un ghetto?

.. i’m constantly reminded of why i have the funnest, funniest bests friends in the world... here is just one more of those reminders...   ...
Posted by sammster on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:33:00 PST

... JAWZ OF LIFE MUTHA F*CKA!!!

your vegas is showing i'm inside you obviously i'm sassy i don't trust you for shit bitch good  morning beautiful penthouse... we are in the penthouse my pink makes green   ...
Posted by sammster on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST

...you’re just gonna drown me out celine!!!

  ... fucking love that chick... seriously i cannot wait for mariah's new cd... with her upcomming birthday anniversary and the one and only time that i will be turning 27 on the 27th of march. ...
Posted by sammster on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST

... bah bap bah bap bap bwaaaaaa!!!!!

... we can be up, we can be down as long as she'll have me, i'll stick around... and now here are a few more reasons why i love.. "Married?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! and now i'll HoWl like a WolF, Oo...
Posted by sammster on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:24:00 PST