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ub3r c001 davz0r

Have the moral outrage, or have the cheeky pun, YOU CANT HAVE BOTH!

About Me

Now, I know a lot of people don't like Quiz's on myspace, they prefer solid blocks of information, about the person who's myspace it is. Well I personally Hate Big blocks of writing on myspace, I cba to read it. So what I have done JUST FOR YOU is, iv made a VIDEO 'about me' for my about me section, which is right above this block of text, just click play and relax if you CBA to read any of the stuff i have written. Of course to find out everything is impossible, to find out a lot more than a video or a block of text can tell you, I suggest you add me on msn, but of course you have to ASK for my email address first, I suggest a PRIVATE MESSAGE or something of sorts.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: 5th of November
Birthplace: Sunderland
Current Location: My Bedroom
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 9
Right Handed or Left Hande=d: Right
Your Heritage: Bittish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My white trainers
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Being Murdered
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni pizza hut grand pan
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Driving Licence
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: douchebag
Thoughts First Waking Up: really need a piss
Your Best Physical Feature: My teeth
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel like it gosh
Your Most Missed Memory: Florida 06
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: WAI AI
Do you Sing: oh yeah
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: cba
Do you want to get Married: not really lyk
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: Most of the time
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: ugh
Do you play an Instrument: Is mayonaise an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: lolerskates
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes i have
Ever Shoplifted: lifted a shop up?
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: World famous director
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: long is good
Height: bit shorter than me
Weight: slim is good
Best Clothing Style: clean clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 9000
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 123
Pet Peeve: People who think their socks are funny
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!V4.4

My Interests

my name is David and im an alcoholic, i enjoy furniture and films.

I'd like to meet:

From America: Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander, Julia Lewis Dreifus, Michael Richards Larry David, Mike Judge, All the voice cast for family guy, futurama, the simpsons, Christopher Lloyd (doc)Thomas Wilson (Biff) Larry the Cable guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall (and his daughter) Christine from HAPPYSLIP... I Think id be happy with that.. oh, and woody allen...And Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran,Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes and maybe Drake and Josh, even tho I hate that showFrom Britain: Rick Mayall, Ade Edmunson, Nigel Planner, Peter Richardson, Dawn French, Jenifer Saunders, Keith Allen, Dermot Morgan (even though hes dead) Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn, Steve McFadden, Ross Kemp, Hugh Laurrie, Stephen Fry, Lee Evans, Billy connely, Dylan Moran, Bill Baily, Jonathan Ross, Jonny Rotten....... I cant think of anybody else
I'm Bob Fossil!
Take
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . 'I stole this from.. I can't remember, but some douchebag's myspace, apparently of all the characters in mighty boosh, i am infact, bob fossil .....................................................'The world is like a ride at an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think its real, because thats how powerful our minds are and the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and its very brightly colored and its very loud, and its FUN for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real? or is this just a ride, some people remember, and come back to us, and say hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, EVER because this is just a ride' - Bill Hicks.

Music:

Music is a big deal to me, I love Great music, doesn't matter what era its from, could be 60's, I do listen to a lot of 60's music but also a lot of 80's stuff, maybe 70's, hell ill listen to classical if its great stuff. Mostly depends on what mood im in. Some of my favorite bands are Creedence Clearwater revival, The who, Guns n roses, Led Zeplin, The Doors, Pink floyd, White Zombie, The rolling stones, The beatles, The Sex Pistols, Queen, Iggy Pop..... theres a big huge list but I cant think right now...........Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli!

Movies:

My film taste changes every month, some months ill be into consumer stuff, some months ill be into hong kong cinema, certain months ill only watch stuff that kids have shot with home video cameras, i hate overrated movies, i like to make my own mind up after seeing something. These days im wise enough to only buy films i know ill love, and there are a lot of films in that category, Too many to list and the list is too varied to ever explain, but i know what i like.......................................... if you ever want to talk films, just let me know. Bastard! im gona turn into a zombie here!
Zombie Genocide ..

Television:

I have this mental problem, that somehow STOPS me physically from being able to endure anything that isnt comedy based, i really cant stand anything serious, i need a comedy fix like every day or i go insane, im a big fan of southpark, futurama, family guy (older stuff, season 1-3 -anything beyond that point is heart breakingly crap) Seinfeld, 3rd rock from the sun, Curb your enthusiasm... i dont have the patients of memory to list everything i watch, so lets leave it at that for american telivision, now as for british programming, uh... lately iv been watching the mighty boosh, and i fuckin love it, iv watched all of it and i cant explain how hilarious i find it, but before that i used to watch old 80s stuff. and 90s, im a big fan of ade edmunson and rick mayall, so basically i think iv watched everything they've done (even the stuff you've never heard of) uhh... you know i might have to leave it at that for british stuff too... the list goes on and on for both, i should probably do a video explaining this, 2 hours long or something.Jamie you are a cancerous pollop on the anus of societyClick here to get Codes/Tweaks for your MySpace! - Be Unique!

Books:

I TRY to read, i really do, i have like 4 books waiting to be read right now, one of which doesnt really deserve attention, its a book of Tim Burton poetry, lol its more funny than anything, erm.. i started reading Stephen King's "Skeleton Crew" and it was REALLY good, but.. well basically i started reading it on a long car journey, and when i got home, i had other distractions to keep me from reading it, same story with Stephen hawking's " A brief History of time" another brilliant book (from what iv read so far) I would buy more books but i know for a fact that im never gonna read them.I need a trip somewhere that takes about 5 days so i can read them.

Heroes:

BILL HICKS, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Lewis Dreifus, Michael Richards Larry David, Mike Judge, All the voice cast for family guy, futurama, the simpsons, Christopher Lloyd (doc)Thomas Wilson (Biff) Larry the Cable guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall (and his daughter) Christine from HAPPYSLIP... I Think id be happy with that.. oh, and woody allen...And Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran,Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes and maybe Drake and Josh, even tho I hate that show, John Lithgow, French Stuart, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Kristen Johnston, Jane Curtain, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel,Rick Mayall, Ade Edmunson, Nigel Planner, Peter Richardson, Dawn French, Jenifer Saunders, Keith Allen, Dermot Morgan (even though hes dead) Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn, Steve McFadden, Ross Kemp, Hugh Laurrie, Stephen Fry, Lee Evans, Billy connely, Dylan Moran, Bill Baily, Jonathan Ross, Jonny Rotten....... I cant think of anybody else.life should not be measured in length, only in depth, enjoy today, tomorow will always be a mystery

My Blog

amazing

    how much crap iv typed, these blogs must have taken up so much of my time, plus i like to keep the spelling and grammar perfect, yet nobody reads them........i mean look how long th...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

Work

***Before Reading*** - You should know that this was written at my desk at work on a notepad using a blue biro, it was later typed up on the 4th of September between the times of 12 31pm and 1am - Cap...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

Cancer ZOMG WORRY ARGH!!!!!!

My new illness obsession/worry is PENILE CANCER which as you probably know, is cancer... of the penis, yes, its true, you can even get it there, jeez! SO obviously as that worry creeps into my head,...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

This is not a novel idea 'thisisnotanovelidea'

Thats right peeps, i have FOUND jake penzells personal youtube account, where he posts blogs about various things, in his own quirky style.Who is Jake Penzell you ask:Allow me to explain Jake Penzel...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

Hypochondria

Ok So heres how this blog works, skim through the red underlined writing, to get a basic outline of what exactly the workings of Hypochondria Are, and then read my big story in blue text.Hypochondria ...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

Illness and Agoraphobia

This is how I feelIs it too easy to get ill these days? or are we just more paranoid, im hearing about diseases I never dreamed of, apparently there's a disease you can catch called "MS" and if you g...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

Douchebuh

2day w0z b0rin.i got up @ half past 8 and got ready. Went outside @ 9 had drivin lesson for 2 hours w0z sh1tz0r c0z he was bein a dick, came home at 11, watched clockwork orange for an hour, got bored...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

Cba Breaks

I thought i would explain what exactly a "CBA BREAK" is. Many people have asked me of late and i feel they deserve an answer "David, you keep saying cba break, but what does it really mean???" Well, Y...
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

JEEEEEEEEZIS CRYSTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERRRRRR BERRRRRRRRRD DINER WUT 2 DU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ub3r c001 davz0r on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST