my name is David and im an alcoholic, i enjoy furniture and films.
From America: Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander, Julia Lewis Dreifus, Michael Richards Larry David, Mike Judge, All the voice cast for family guy, futurama, the simpsons, Christopher Lloyd (doc)Thomas Wilson (Biff) Larry the Cable guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall (and his daughter) Christine from HAPPYSLIP... I Think id be happy with that.. oh, and woody allen...And Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran,Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes and maybe Drake and Josh, even tho I hate that showFrom Britain: Rick Mayall, Ade Edmunson, Nigel Planner, Peter Richardson, Dawn French, Jenifer Saunders, Keith Allen, Dermot Morgan (even though hes dead) Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn, Steve McFadden, Ross Kemp, Hugh Laurrie, Stephen Fry, Lee Evans, Billy connely, Dylan Moran, Bill Baily, Jonathan Ross, Jonny Rotten....... I cant think of anybody else
I'm Bob Fossil!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . 'I stole this from.. I can't remember, but some douchebag's myspace, apparently of all the characters in mighty boosh, i am infact, bob fossil .....................................................'The world is like a ride at an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think its real, because thats how powerful our minds are and the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and its very brightly colored and its very loud, and its FUN for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real? or is this just a ride, some people remember, and come back to us, and say hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, EVER because this is just a ride' - Bill Hicks.
Music is a big deal to me, I love Great music, doesn't matter what era its from, could be 60's, I do listen to a lot of 60's music but also a lot of 80's stuff, maybe 70's, hell ill listen to classical if its great stuff. Mostly depends on what mood im in. Some of my favorite bands are Creedence Clearwater revival, The who, Guns n roses, Led Zeplin, The Doors, Pink floyd, White Zombie, The rolling stones, The beatles, The Sex Pistols, Queen, Iggy Pop..... theres a big huge list but I cant think right now...........Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli!
My film taste changes every month, some months ill be into consumer stuff, some months ill be into hong kong cinema, certain months ill only watch stuff that kids have shot with home video cameras, i hate overrated movies, i like to make my own mind up after seeing something. These days im wise enough to only buy films i know ill love, and there are a lot of films in that category, Too many to list and the list is too varied to ever explain, but i know what i like.......................................... if you ever want to talk films, just let me know.
Bastard! im gona turn into a zombie here!
Zombie Genocide
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I have this mental problem, that somehow STOPS me physically from being able to endure anything that isnt comedy based, i really cant stand anything serious, i need a comedy fix like every day or i go insane, im a big fan of southpark, futurama, family guy (older stuff, season 1-3 -anything beyond that point is heart breakingly crap) Seinfeld, 3rd rock from the sun, Curb your enthusiasm... i dont have the patients of memory to list everything i watch, so lets leave it at that for american telivision, now as for british programming, uh... lately iv been watching the mighty boosh, and i fuckin love it, iv watched all of it and i cant explain how hilarious i find it, but before that i used to watch old 80s stuff. and 90s, im a big fan of ade edmunson and rick mayall, so basically i think iv watched everything they've done (even the stuff you've never heard of) uhh... you know i might have to leave it at that for british stuff too... the list goes on and on for both, i should probably do a video explaining this, 2 hours long or something.Jamie you are a cancerous pollop on the anus of societyClick here to get Codes/Tweaks for your MySpace! - Be Unique!
I TRY to read, i really do, i have like 4 books waiting to be read right now, one of which doesnt really deserve attention, its a book of Tim Burton poetry, lol its more funny than anything, erm.. i started reading Stephen King's "Skeleton Crew" and it was REALLY good, but.. well basically i started reading it on a long car journey, and when i got home, i had other distractions to keep me from reading it, same story with Stephen hawking's " A brief History of time" another brilliant book (from what iv read so far) I would buy more books but i know for a fact that im never gonna read them.I need a trip somewhere that takes about 5 days so i can read them.
BILL HICKS, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Lewis Dreifus, Michael Richards Larry David, Mike Judge, All the voice cast for family guy, futurama, the simpsons, Christopher Lloyd (doc)Thomas Wilson (Biff) Larry the Cable guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall (and his daughter) Christine from HAPPYSLIP... I Think id be happy with that.. oh, and woody allen...And Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran,Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes and maybe Drake and Josh, even tho I hate that show, John Lithgow, French Stuart, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Kristen Johnston, Jane Curtain, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel,Rick Mayall, Ade Edmunson, Nigel Planner, Peter Richardson, Dawn French, Jenifer Saunders, Keith Allen, Dermot Morgan (even though hes dead) Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn, Steve McFadden, Ross Kemp, Hugh Laurrie, Stephen Fry, Lee Evans, Billy connely, Dylan Moran, Bill Baily, Jonathan Ross, Jonny Rotten....... I cant think of anybody else.life should not be measured in length, only in depth, enjoy today, tomorow will always be a mystery