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Andrew

Skull of a thousand dilapidated remnants.

About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Flava Flav.

Music:

Blacklist, Electric Wizard, Dead Meadow, Mr. Lif, Aesop Rock, Acid King, Illogic, Lungfish, Cannibal Ox, Circa Survive, MF Doom, Lovedrug, Atmosphere, Burning Witch, Opiate For The Masses, Jaylib, In Flames, Nirvana, Onemind, Weedeater, Leaf Hound, Foreign Exchange, Red Hot Chili Peppers, El-P, Grand Magus, Flaw, 9th Wonder, Orange Goblin, Weird War, Buckshot, Brand New, 2Pac, Ramesses, Offspring, Eyedea, Tool, Pink Floyd, Thrice, Saosin, Symphony In Peril, Bongzilla, Modern Life Is War, Fu Manchu, Vast Aire, Camel Of Doom, Gatsby's American Dream, Madlib, Sleep, Company Flow, Frodus, Killswitch Engage, Blockhead, High On Fire, Neurosis, Dead Poetic, Insomniac, Earth, Hangar 18, Kyuss, Ayentee, Madvillian, Sage Francis, Zebulon Pike, The Illuminati, Sean Price

Movies:

Office Space, Scarface, Freddy Got Fingered, Goodfellas, Resevoir Dogs, Requiem for a Dream, Snatch, The Godfather, Predator, Die Hard, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rocky, Carlito's Way, Stop Fucking Snitching Vol. 1, Dark Side of the Rainbow, Apocalypse Now

Television:

The History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, The Sopranos, The Wire

Books:

Hagakure: The Way of the Samurai, A Brief History of the Universe

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla

My Blog

Girlfriend Application

BASICS: Name:Age: Birthdate, and time if you know: Location:Height:Body Type:Hair (color and style):Eyes: Piercings/tattoos:OTHER: 1. What is your opinion on pre-marital sex? 2. Do you drink and/or sm...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes fl...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

Fuck this high school bullshit.

I am undisputedly one of the laziest persons to ever live -- when it comes to academics, that is. I feel that I, intellectually, graduated from high school in the ninth grade. Since then, I have not l...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

Military Brat

I combined a few of these military brat things... they're awesome. :) I think every single one of these I've been through. (Thanks Robyn.)"I'm a military brat and I know the life..." -I'm used to stan...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST