Tim profile picture

Tim

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am Tim Ross.

I used to live in gettysburg but now I live back in beaver county.

I am an aspiring comedian, which probably means that I need to get a full-time job. and keep it. Right now I am doing open mics and working on my act and trying to get my material out there for people to hear.

I like to write, but I don't dare call myself a poet because of my inferiority complex.

I love a girl named alex lubky.

My Interests

Music, Writing, Christianity.

I'd like to meet:

Remo Williams, Chuck Norris, Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Music:

This Past Week:

Movies:

Anything that makes me think, laugh, or has excess amounts of blood and violence.

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The Food Network, Nick-At-Nite.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, 1984, The Green Mile, Farenheiht 451.

Heroes:

Heroes are for chumps.

My Blog

I am ashamed.

It's not unsightly if it's out of sight My stomach wrenches.     Eight fingers and two thumbs dance their way across buttons and keys and numbers.Through pages and levels and programs.Eyes...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

Oceans, Lakes, and Maids.

So here is the deal: I was bored and restless at 5 o' clock in the morning, so I did what every red-blooded self-respecting man would do in this instance. I wrote. Once Upon A Time: Prince Charming ...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:39:00 PST

High Noon.

"This Town Isn't Big Enough.." A Short Story In Three Parts: Speech: the sun is high, and nothing can shake me.  you've got fifteen seconds to turn and walk, before the smoke from this pistol...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

A Conversation About Cussing..(Read This)

I had a brief conversation with someone tonight about "Cuss Words" The Following is a copy paste of something writen by my friend Russ I'm not saying that I agree and stand by EVERYTHING written, be...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Beanstalks Are For Sell-Outs

Fe Fi Fo Fum Circle One: The Bully In The Sky: They came in droves- weeping at the feet of a giant Crying; "Spare Me" Crying; "Spare Me" like ants 'neath the glass, scatter from the smoke The fate o...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

OMB! Seriously Serious.

Evergray These old leaves have yet to fall: Lord, Free Me From This Affliction! O! They cling to the branches and still remain unphased Neither change Nor Wind Nor Storm The height this reaches ...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:20:00 PST

The Weekly Music Blog

Albums I'm diggin right now: Set Your Goals - EP: It's five songs, one of them being an intro, and I absolutely love it. It's poppy melodic hardcore at it's best. This band is catchy enough for your ...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:25:00 PST

I want to write a story.

Give me suggestions. Thanks. I should be working on lyrics right now. Whoops! G-G-Golly Sandra I have my winamp on random, and it just went: Killing The Dream Iced Earth Eisley haha....
Posted by Tim on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:02:00 PST

HERE WE GO.

STILLERS:   REGULAR SEASON Sunday, Sept. 11 TITANS 1:00 p.m. (CBS) Sunday, Sept. 18  @ Texans 1:00 p.m. (CBS) Sunday, Sept. 25  PATRIOTS 4:15 p.m. (CBS)  Sunday, Oct...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:32:00 PST

Georgia For 10 Days

Today at about 3 pm I head out to GA for 10 days.   It's a family vacation type of deal, with a bunch of other family members, with the highlight of the week being my aunts wedding.   PHON...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST