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Christina Lolabrigida

Christina Goes Pantless for Jordan's Hawaiian B-Day Celebration....who knew??? also, does anyone kno

About Me

I am tall, I bathe excessively, at least 3 times per day, I brush my teeth about 4 times per day, i am quite OCD about most things, I am deathly afraid of lizards, all kinds, small, large, green, brown, purple, you name it i hate it, especially the cuban ones, although i do have an affinity towards the geico gecko, but i guess maybe im not afraid of british lizards, especially since they try to save me money and offer me pie and chips...still, I need the SUV that scares lizards away...bad lizards. When I die and go to my own personal hell it will be an endless pit filled with monitor lizards who continually eat my flesh for eternity. I love Mexican food and could eat it everyday for the rest of my life, I will open a mexican restaurant and put all others out of business. I will then weigh 300 pounds and smell like cilantro and onions, i will be sexy. I love things spicy and with cheese. I want to live in a fully restored Victorian house with tons of windows, I like light which is odd for someone who resembles a vampire as closely as i do. I hate the ROUS's. I hate all kids except my own (and Marisa's but she is a very wise adult packaged neatly in young blemish free skin) My kid is much cooler than your kid, it's simple. I am very scared of the crotch roaches (yes crotch, ask Gillian) that live in my moms garage, I have never seen one but Gillian assures me they do indeed live there.That is proof.I remember running through the woods and picking blackberries - jeans and a long sleeve shirt to aviod scratches was the rule but we would go in bathing suits and flip flops. gramma says green ones give you poops, dont pick the green ones. I had a circlar clearing in the woods where i could climb on the table and swing from the vines in the trees. There was a swamp; it mostly smelled bad and was very green. it doesnt rival the goat porn house but it was good enough. I would sit in the tree and write letters and draw pictures. I never sit and write letters or draw anything anymore. sometimes i wish i was 12 again.My glasses got around more than a Land O' Lakes highschool cheerleader that night.

My Interests

I like these guys I like smoking candy cigarettes in the forest, wally gator, ROUS's, the irma dance, waterfalls, cocktail parties, piano music, brushing my teeth, glitter, stars, silver shoes, swimmnig in spring water, the logic in a 4 yr olds head, performing the truffle shuffle and "the heffernan dance", sailor moon (specifically sailor Jupiter), clean sheets, sitting by the water looking at little rocks, starfish, tadpoles (depending on the water), walking cat fish, funky hair dye, metallic things ,really straight hair, mexican food, rainy days, cloud formations, new shoes, blue slush puppies, cheese of all kinds, warm cookies, found seashells, poking ant hills, text messages, bithday celebrations, new pens & notebooks, dancing all alone, talking & smiling dogs, fresh flowers, pussy willow, a few of my friends, chlorine clean, evil garden gnomes, evil cats, white trash salad bar, chipmunks, laughing til my nose runs, ribbon roses, toenail polish, burger king breakfast, rhinestone crowns, RAP CAT!, chef boyardee pizza - pepporoni with real cheese on it, talking to cows, a pastel plaid dress, tiki torches, fireflies, fuddruckers burgers, freshly painted toenails, wacky anologies, vast vocabulary and people who use it, houseguests who eat breakfast, peach jello shots made with peach schnapps, wrestling people, japanese yummy yummy sauce and dipping sauces in general, cold coke in a glass full of ice, rose petals, books, writers, my new top hat that i stole from my husband, my cats teeny tiny little nose and her teeeny teeeny tiny teeth, wildflowers, gum, tadpoles, carbohydrates, running (ok i hate running but i like the feeling) new underwear, dirty rockstars, the sanrio store, new baby teeth, monkeys, dancing with Gillian, English spoken with a heavy Russian accent, the way leaves dance across the street just before a storm, nice old women who have stories to share, halloween, secret languages, and these things my Baby Luna

I'd like to meet:

Someone besides my sister who remembers fairytale village at lowry park. I still see that place in my dreams along with the fish pond and the rainbow stairs.

Music:

I like things that play guitar. See.....I am inspired by the way this guy I saw on saturday violently played his base. I like the sound of piano and violin, seperately. The agressive side of me wants to play drums. It's more productive than beating you up. Rap offends my sensibilities. Country causes my brain to bleed.

Movies:

Looking at this gives me a headache at the same time it makes me very happy.Me and Suzanne, bored + late night + camera = this

Books:

Anything for $5 on the cheap barnes and No - Bell (as michelle so eloquently says as she is shopping at Tar - jay) The Official Guide to Polygamy, see below for one of the reasons I am studying this:

Heroes:

I am your hero. My boyfriend is the one on the middle. The others are available but will always be in love with me.

My Blog

handicap

hey people being fat is not a handicap get over it.
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST

Birthdays are the best......

 My friend Amanda's birthday is the 24th and we want to celebrate her birthday. I think we are going to go to DISCO NIGHT!!! I have been wanting to go to disco night for awhile and have been lo...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

But this is funnier.....

PLUS
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

If you can guess what this is.......

You win a cookie.There is a reason this is funny.Only referencing Nicole Kidman here, not Sandra Bullock  i forgot this one before: ...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

you know what sux?

when so many of your friends bail on you on the same day.   Nice guys....nice.   For those of you who didn't bail. Thanks, I love you. For those of you who called and explained, I love you ...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

lock up your daughters....

This creep just moved into my neighborhood: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId= 43803   Check out his creepy smile.   I am sneaky and I found out details to what he ...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

they took my house under the skyway

they took my dream house under the skyway bridge recently, here is the picture to prove it.   I was sad.   But this picture is pretty and you can see the house better:  ...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

I can't make this stuff up...

This is one of the grossest things ever....   NEW YORK (Sept. 22) - A 3-month-old infant fell off a bed into a bucket of her teenage mother's vomit and died, said police, who charged the woman wi...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

W T F?????

I.....can.....not.....stop.....laughing.....about.....this.. .....must.....get.....air......   Magic the Gathering Alcohol Variant -- MTGAV Reply to: [email protected]: 2006-08-02...
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Dress

http://www.daddyos.com/retro/img/ja5.jpg
Posted by Madam Anastasia Beaverhousen III, Esquire on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:57:00 PST