http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtu-Iv249kim cleaning out my closet.............i think i have A.D.D....i have a pomeranian named "Killer".....i have alot of grey hair......i love inspirational movies.....i can never decide what i want to do, which is why ive done alot..... nobody can beat me at "Madden '07" if im the Alanta Falcons.......i have a total of 8 drawers in my room, 8 of which are empty. i have a dryer full of socks and underwear and all times.......i have the following in my refrigerator: 52 eggs, a half of a gallon of milk, fat free cheese, lettuce, 2 jars of pickles, 1/4 jar of natural peanut butter, condiments such as ketchup and mustard, 1 quart of coffee creamer (sugar free), and something wraped in tinfoil........my vacumm has been broke for 6 months and havent got a new one yet.......i hate pretentious girls....i have "Carpe Diem" tattooed on my back........i tailgate slow drivers and slam on my brakes if you tailgate ME......i have lost about $35,000 at blackjack over the past 3 years.......there is no alcohol i wont drink.....i hate fake tits.....i had glasses, braces, acne, and didnt weigh 100 lbs until my sophmore year in highschool.......i watch laguna beach.....i am weird......my biggest pet peeve is when people try to pull the "race card"......im drunk right now......i was in a coma for 3 days.......im a horrible singer......i am smarter than everybody.....my nose is kinda big......i really believe i will be famous.....i love the word "conundrum".....I use "Myspace" as my therapy and welcome ANY comments. Its hell of alot cheaper than paying a so-called "professional" to feed me "packaged" responses to my strange yet intellectual way of thinking......i was on Mtv "Taildaters"......i have a 7 year-olds handwriting.....i want to punch in the face, people that wear sunglasses at night.....september 25th 1999 changed the course of my life drastically........i have a piece of plastic stuck in my head and i am being serious......i love full lips.....i think in the year 2,567 there will be nothing but mormons and asians and in 2,569 there will be a world war between the two at which time the asians will try to defeat the mormons by forcing them to drink pepsi on sundays but with no avail. Therefore, an agreement will be made that all asians will be required to convert to "mormonism" and all mormons will be required to only have sex asians resulting in the new breed of humans known as "More Asians or Morsians" and by 2,879 the world will completely be "Morsian" and in 3,289 the human population will end due to a 250 billion person mass suicide.....good night, im going to bed now
SpyOnVegas.com - Las Vegas NightlifeLarson Legris-Jan 27 2007 12:14PThere once was this guy who went by Larson Leg-rey, and every single day he tries to emmulate Jimmy to the J. He forgot who was, which is what a homosexual does when a homosexual loses his way.
He started at the Fitch where he learned to dress like a bitch, it was even said he had a boyfriend named Mitch. He made his own clothes and even wore pantyhose, in fact he even painted his toes. He also shaved his legs which paved the way for him to go astray and become oh so gay.
After his stint in retail, in which he got his fair share of HEtail, he searched for more male. This brought him to Tabu, where there alot of penis he blew. You see he got caught up in "blow" but not the kind that looks like snow...you know? Then came TeatrO, and CAME the whole male staff dittO. Larson became a gay hoe which caused teatro to close the doe.
This brings us to where he is today. Tao is a place he tries to hide his way. Although we all know he is gay but tries to hide it with a girl named ChrisTAY.
You see, Larson is on a wrath to blow the entire staff of every nightclub in his path.-------------------------------------------------------
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--------------------------------Jimmy (Jimmothy) Greenup-Jan 28 2007 12:00AI once met this guy named jimmy with a Y. I wont lie the first time i saw him i just thought he might die.... or fly....away on a windy day, he weigh-ed about as much as a straw of hay, mmmmkay. I met him at the Boo i was a runner too. I was new, so what did i do? i asked fellow runner named Will "whos the guy who looks like he just popped a pill?", "oh thats greenup" so i yelled "hey Greenup we need a cleanup, theres a broken cup....on table two, what do i do?" He grabbed a broom which i think he thought was a shroom, the kid started chewin the broom and running circles in the room. I thought "this guys a loon".
He then took a stab at rehab although it wasnt the rehab he needed to have. He got confused when he was advised to straighten up, but then again we are talking about Jimmy Greenup.
Then it was Tao that came-a-knockin, workin the door he met Larsons cock-in .....his ass, which is when he took a pass wearin a suit, he DID look like a well dressed flute. So they created a job for the guy who looked like a shish-ka-bob.They call him the Mood Director. If you ask me its more like a drug detector who belongs in a hospital in the mental sector.
So at the door we got a gay hor and on the floor we gotta party fav-OR. And with Jimmy greenup dressin up and Larson being gay u put them together and its like your about to stay at the......YMCA! ------------------------------------------------------------
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------------------------------------------Table 63-who is Table 63....hmmm...lemme see...he BE the STUD who i noticed while eating a milk DUD and looking at porn of Ashley JUDD and smoking BUD. I saw his picture on my buddies Myspace page dancing on STAGE with some girl who looked under-AGE. but i knew at that MOMENT...(oh shit, wait, my hair....lemme COMB-IT) as i was sayin...at that moment i knew what i had to do...i had to marry that coo foo and cook some stew.u see he became my fianCE and everyDAY he SAY "i will not go astRAY" well i SAY " u better PRAY u dont BETRAY"because I love him DEAR, even as much as my Heineken BEER, i always shed a TEAR when i realize how its oh-so CLEAR that 2007 will be the greatest YEAR..... of my life because i will take a wife.There is one person out there for us ALL, and so what if my baby DOLL happens to be a TALL ...guy who goes BY "Table 63"? and it is ME who will become "FRASER 63" because i will propose on one KNEE not some stupid HUSSY who drops to both KNEEs to blow THEE "Table 63" and It is a name that will live in EMPHEMY and not to be taken LIGHTLY! He is MY TABLE and i am his CHAIR (DAMNIT! whats up with my fuckin HAIR),anyway,i am willing and ABLE to BEABLE to LABEL us as no FABLE because our love is stronger than a fiber optic CABLE....you r mine mr. TABLE! ------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------HERE YA GO KACY....U ASKED FOR ITKacy, geez louise oh kacy, u may ask "who is she" well, she be..... hmmmm lets see....shes not stacy or lacy or tracy she was never "at the bat" that was CASEY and she never sang with JoJo that was spelled K-C. shes just Kacy. she is kinda pasty and sometimes she is kinda spacey. i hope she doest kick my ass like Royce Gracie...that would mean she is kinda hastey.First time i met her i asked "u ARE?", she said "im Kacy and i have no car" i asked "why not?" she says "agghhhh dont put me on the spot". So i asked my buddy Ryan "who is she, i wanna feel her boobie", he says "who? Kacy?.....shes a cool chick that wrecked her car but didnt need CPR and we have to give her rides from here to planet Mars" , i say "well atleast shes not a retard" he say "yeah well test her with a 1 + 1 flash card". i didnt have any so i gave her the benefit of the doubt. Besides, i was on a long "boobie touching" drought.Later on we all went to Tryst and i couldnt wait to be kissed! our paths must have always just missed but i thought "i really must persist". Then im told "thats a girl on Jimmys list"" and let me say.....boy was i pissed! but i was hoping he would want to score an assist. As the night went on i no longer cared. After all i had to get prepared.It was time for "The Dolphin" in which the whole club starred. And most where very very scared. As i stepped down off the table Kacy and i locked eyes and without surprise i knew she could tell i was not like other guys....too bad she had to settle for a consolation prize. she was soon under my power in my shower trying to catch a peek at my rising tower at the Tabu christmas power hour.As time went on we became really good friends. she eventually got a car, but no mercedes benz. She even makes sure my fiance isnt flirtin with other mens. we wll soon be living next door in Hollywood. But i hope my flirtacious ways arent misunderstood. I still wanna touch her boob, maybe even with a lil lube, EW EW EW i would even use an ice cube! and watch her nipple rise.....whoa, oh no ITS growing in size! i better stop this flow before my weewee starts to blow. this is becoming a softcore porn and i know Kacys not a hor but i can not wait for her...to be the girl next door
a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLvuFlI4x9Y
"The Last Kiss"!!! WATCH IT!! watch it then read my blog on marriage. I swear im ahead of my time
is something u watch when u r bored
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"Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd."