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Kim Jong Kill

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm going to deny your friend request if: Your band sucks You're a slut You're 15 Your band REALLY sucks. For real. Find something else to do. The words "bling," "ho," "pimp," or "flava" appear anywhere on your profile You have no grasp of the written English language even though it's obviously the only language you speak. You're a large corporation You're trying to sell me something

Hates: Illiteracy "TXTing" and leetspeak People who type in ALL CAPS all the time Dirty derby The cold Ugly babies Homophobia Biphobia Pictures of your kid Incorrect apostrophy useage

I'm a Dagger Doll on the MN RollerGirls . My life is work, sleep, eat, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby.


My Interests

Roller derby, bitches!


I'd like to meet:



Someday I will move my husband to Salt Lake City with Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, Margaret Cho, and Jessica Alba and I will finally have the harem I have always wanted.

Music:

Punk rock, metal, 90's alternative, classical, and some j-pop 'cause I'm a nerd.

Movies:

Metropolis, 12 Monkeys, Se7en, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Tank Girl

Television:

Good Eats, Mythbusters, anything on Food TV, Ren & Stimpy, Adult Swim animation, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, precious little anime these days, and Looney Toons.

Books:

I like comics, books on the subject of comparative religion and books about quantum physics.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, Oprah, Alton Brown, Anthony Bourdain

My Blog

Season Championship: Saturday, April 12

28 GAMES LATERSaturday, April 126:30pm doors, 7:30pm boutAtomic Bombshells vs. Garda BeltsDagger Dolls vs. RockitsHalf-time entertainment by E.L.nO. Pre-show will be a special surprise! First 200 peop...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:10:00 PST

Here’s where I get political

You need to watch and act now: Here's who I'm voting for: ...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

Heaven help us all

They're back.  
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:25:00 PST

Earthlings

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Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:32:00 PST

Do you have a Verizon cell phone?

Verizon Wireless: If you don't opt out, we get to share your CPNI call dataLong story short: If you have a Verizon cell phone, call 1-800-333-9956 to "opt-out."  There's absolutely no reason why ...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:05:00 PST

Support Planned Parenthood

This is really cool.Be sure to send a quick note to your local PP office using the link on the right sidebar at the I Am Emily X blog.  And if you're so inclined, you can pledge money for each fu...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:49:00 PST

For the record

5 Hour Energy doesn't do jack shit.
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST

Hope

There is hope
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

Iraq Troops’ lives are just a game to be "played" by Bush

Bush caught lying...again.  This time about why he's going to bring some troops home."I'm playing for October-November," Mr. Bush said to Draper. That, evidently, is the time during which, he thi...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:19:00 PST

Anti-helium

Maybe it's just the espresso I had today, but this actually had me in tears. ...
Posted by Kim Jong Kill on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST