Greetings! I'm the Minneapolis Ninja Pub Assault (Crawl), the 2nd annual event to take place on June 7th 2008. Myself and all my fellow ninja in Minneapolis will take the city and its bars by silent, yet deadly, force. Woe to any samurai or pirates out that day!
Ninja Do's and Dont's
DO be sneaky.
DON'T be a whiny bitch. Ninja do not whine.
DO have a multitude of Ninja weapons available
DON'T carry real ninja weapons to the bar. Ninja pub assaults get ugly when blood is involved.
DO Have ninja battles with other Ninja
DON'T make out with other Ninja. At least until you are out of sight (which shouldn't take long for a ninja
DON'T cry. It's not very ninja like
DO make lots of flips and tumbles. This becomes easier as you drink more. You also look better in your skin tight ninja suit.
DO pay your bar tab. Ninja's are assassins and martial arts experts. They are NOT douche bags