I am really a very deep and popular person. Never mind the fact that I have to say it. :p
Ok, all kidding aside (or behind) I try to be a modern day samurai. Living life to the fullest with no regrets of inaction and with honor. I have a quirky sense of humor and feed really well off people in a group dynamic. I'll add more on my hobbies and interests in a bit. In the meantime, has anyone seen the smurf that ran off with my smurfberries? Damn smurfs are mental for those berries.
I was born and raised a dork. Spent much of my childhood and high school years perfecting it and it showed. Played my first video game when i was about 5 and wrote my first little computer program by 9. Since those glory days I've maintained my dork status with "poker games" and by fighting off an addiction to online video games. I respect and love all that is Dork.
I'm an avid fan of working out and taking care of myself. I do it for my own well being and not for any aspirations of being a model or picking up ladies. While i believe looks do matter (you must be attracted to a potential mate) they only get you in the door, then its time to put up some quality personality or hop on the train to Doucheville.
Family and friends are more important to me than my job or anything material. I'll gladly take off to spend a day with them and have been spending as much time as possible with my baby niece Aliyah. I'll fight like a ninja to protect them, tolerating no one to hurt them. Take a shot at me? Fine, thats your freebie, hurt a loved one and i'm gonna be the last thing you see. I have a black belt in Aikido and have seen every episode of Dragon Ball Z so i can back it up. ;)
I dont take this site seriously. So dont take offense. I know 90% of the friends on my page and dont believe i'm going to meet my future ex-wife on myspace. Can it happen? Sure. Likely not to me though. On that note, i'm willing to meet almost anyone out for coffee or cocktails to chat and make friends. Also, knocking over a 7-11 can be a great way to get to know someone too. ;)
Oh, and Ninja's rule. Just to be clear.
Tell Me About Yourself Survey Name Many Aliases: Dr.McDorky, Nips, Magnus VonHugen... Birthday October was the month of my spawning. Birthplace A gutter in South Dakota, never made it out. Current Location Sin city of the midwest, Murderaplois! Eye Color Greenish Hair Color Brownish Height 5'11"ish Right Handed or Left Handed Right for most things, left when I want to feel like I'm cheating on myself.. Your Heritage 50% German, with the rest being Czech, Austrian, Gypsie, and a tad of Krptonian. The Shoes You Wore Today Gucci Loafers. Found them on some bum... Your Weakness Blond hair, boobies, Kryptonite, Sapphire Tonics, hope. Your Fears Watching those I love get hurt. Oh, and the group Chumbawamba. Your Perfect Pizza Pepperoni, mushroom, onion form Pizzano's in Chi-town. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year Get a new job. This one blows. Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger "Stop fucking talking to me!!" ;) Thoughts First Waking Up What the fuck? Oh you silly hooker. Your Best Physical Feature You superficial whore. Its on the inside that counts. If you must know, my taint is glorious. Your Bedtime 10-12 on weekdays, 3-5 on weekends. Never if with a lovely. Your Most Missed Memory I forgotted :( Pepsi or Coke Coke baby. It's so mixable! MacDonalds or Burger King Ick, neither. Single or Group Dates What the fuck are those? I'm good either way IF it were to ever happen. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea Oolong for me please, or a good Chi. Chocolate or Vanilla Swirl bitch, swirl! Cappuccino or Coffee Dark roast with a few shots of Espresso. I love coffee and it smells funny when I pee. Do you Smoke Yes, open to quitting, no one has made me yet. Do you Swear Only in Chinese. Do you Sing Poorly. Though I'll do a mean Axle Rose... Do you Shower Daily Oh hell no. Showing and bathing will make you sick. I like the 1500's thoughts on that. Have you Been in Love Yes and paid dearly for it. Do you want to go to College Been there done that. Might go back tho.. Do you want to get Married Hah! Do you belive in yourself I rock the casbah. Do you get Motion Sickness Sometimes. Thats why i like the bottom... Do you think you are Attractive Not everyone is for everyone, but I'll always have myself. Are you a Health Freak More of a nut, but yeah... Do you get along with your Parents Yup they rock. Do you like Thunderstorms Love them. Best sex ever is during a thunderstorm. Do you play an Instrument I never gave up on the recorder... In the past month have you Drank Alcohol Month? Try 12 hours. In the past month have you Smoked Yup, those banana peels are just too tasty. In the past month have you been on Drugs Hrm, how many days are in a month? Nope! In the past month have you gone on a Date Haha, thats all a matter of perspective isn't it? Turns out not so much. In the past month have you gone to a Mall I take the ladies (Mom, sister, niece) in my life shopping all the time. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos Fuck no. That shit will go straigt to your cankles. In the past month have you eaten Sushi Sadly no :( Trip to Sakura soon though! In the past month have you been on Stage Yup and promptly tossed off. "No touching" *shrug* In the past month have you been Dumped Sadly no, i've always wanted someone to take a dump on my chest... In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping Ooh, not in this shrinkage weather... In the past month have you Stolen Anything Just hearts. *silence* Ok no, but I've left a poor tip! Ever been Drunk No? Ever been called a Tease Yeah, aren't all guys like that? I mean we never want to have sex... Ever been Beaten up Stephen at 120lbs in hischool? Sure. Stpehen at 180 with traing in martial arts? All the time, what a rip :( Ever Shoplifted I pay fo my shit! How do you want to Die Saving the life of a loved one. Not by a manta ray, i'll tell ya that much! What do you want to be when you Grow Up Retired. What country would you most like to Visit Italy or France. Art is cool. Number of Drugs I have taken I've sampled many things. Number of CDs I own How old is this? Seven or so. Just cant get rid of my NKOTB. Number of Piercings Zero, lame i know. Number of Tattoos Zero, fuck im boring! Number of things in my Past I Regret Nothing. All building blocks in what I am baby! In a Boy/Girl... Favorite Eye Color Open is always good. Blue or Green is sexy. Favorite Hair Color I know I'll get flack for this but Blond. I like shiny things! Short or Long Hair Long! Gotta be able to wrap it around your hand... Height 5'7" and shorter is good. I like to feel tall and manly. Thats why I wear heels. Weight Gotta be able to lift you above my head :) So about 150 or under.. Best Clothing Style Off Best MySpace Quizzes and SurveysYour Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.
You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?