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Lemonhead

I'm furious with you, you don't even have any pants on

About Me


My name's Arash, and I'm a douchebag. Go away, you do NOT want to be friends with me. I'm warning you right now. I will not be held accountable for any women who fall madly in love with me to the point they quit their jobs, tattoo my name on their right butt cheek, and beg me to let them fly me to Rio for a weekend of mindblowing sex. You're a grown woman; no one forced you to message me :)

All you need to know about me: I am hated by phonies and loved by cats.

My Interests

Myself.

I'd like to meet:

Positive people. Someone with good energy. Your aura should be bright yellow.

There are a lot of cool people on myspace. If you bring something to the table, if you're worth getting to know, I want to meet you. That means you either have an intriguing profile, or you post bulletins that are enjoyable to read.

If you post stupid crap you will be off my friends list SO FAST. No one cares about what you had for lunch. And that stupid chain letter has already been sent out 200 times already - stop perpetuating that shit, please.

Oh yeah, I'd like to meet Awesome-X.

Music:

Everything - except country and heavy metal.

I love discovering old songs that I missed when they first came out (or that came out before I was born). I love cheesy 80s songs.

Rolling Stones, Guns N Roses, The Supremes, Foreigner, Journey, Tom Petty, Bon Jovi, U2, Wu-Tang Clan, Neil Diamond, Outkast, Linkin Park, Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, rap from 1988ish to about 1998 when rap died. Was a good 10 year run though. Pretty much anything thats not fucking retarded (so that rules out anything on Power 106, Kiss FM, etc.)

Movies:

Old School, The Princess Bride, Zoolander, Training Day, Fight Club, Scarface, Joe Dirt, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Three Kings, Eurotrip, The Fast and the Furious, The Chronicles of Riddick.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Colbert Report, South Park, The Shield, Family Guy, old episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation. Other than that I don't watch much TV. And holy shit, I just discovered The Venture Bros. recently. This is the greatest show of all time! And Frisky Dingo is awesome. If you don't watch frisky dingo, you are a chode.

Did I mention The Shield yet? Watch the clip below - this is the best show on tv.

That's what you call acting ...

This right here is the other best show on the telly

Books:

I am a HUGE fan of the entire Sandman series, but especially: Dream Country, and Fables and Reflections. A Dream of a Thousand Cats is the story that got me hooked.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, Choke, Catch-22, Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman, Charles Bukowski

Heroes:


Stephen Colbert

Xander Crews

My Blog

Myspace Clubbing tips

I have a few promoters on my friends list, and they have like 8 billion friends between them, so I know when they post to advertise a night they are promoting at a particular club, that a TON of peopl...
Posted by Lemonhead on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

Scrotal Safety Tips

1. When hygienically inspecting your scrotum, remember to treat your fleshy sack with kid gloves (or an equivalent glove of soft construction). Keeping your fingernails neatly trimmed will also help c...
Posted by Lemonhead on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

IBD's 10 Secrets to Success

1.  HOW YOU THINK IS EVERYTHING:  Always be positive.  Think success, not failure.  Beware of a negative environment. 2.  DECIDE UPON YOUR TRUE DREAMS AND GOALS:  Write d...
Posted by Lemonhead on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

This PC bullshit is getting out of hand

We have just gotten WAY too politically correct with everything, I'm sick of it. http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/01/jelly.belly.ap/index.html This police chief berates his officers for being fat and out...
Posted by Lemonhead on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

Big Monarchy sale at karmaloop.com

Half off all Monarchy at www.karmaloop.com See my previous blog for a code to take an additional 20% off your order. They only make men's clothes, so if you're a guy you can be almost as cool as me if...
Posted by Lemonhead on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

Do you suffer from bad posture? Flabby tummy?

Here's your cure! http://www.forbes.com/health/2005/10/05/sex-health-lifestyle -cz_af_1005health.html?boxes=custom "Dr. Claire Bailey of England's University of Bristol says there is little or no risk ...
Posted by Lemonhead on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:40:00 PST

Not knowing the name of that song ... success!

I woke up at like 5:30 this morning, with a song from the 80's stuck in my head, so I HAD to go online and try to find the song, even though I don't know the name or the artist, but I gotta find it so...
Posted by Lemonhead on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:06:00 PST