finding someone who will let me drive their car around, figuring out how to hook up my new printer.
I'd like to meet:
Fucking Tater
and THIS GUY!
As seen on Break.com
And to a lesser (though not less important) extent...someone who knows what happened to the guy that lived across the window from me. Also, I'm still holding out for someone who wants to go and find the Jersey Devil with me next weekend. And, that ghost who just wants to talk about his sister's baby, Planet Terry, and people who would like me to email them newspaper and magazine articles that I find interesting (in other words my grandmother with a computer). Therefore I suppose I would also like to meet someone to buy my grandmother a computer. You would probably also have to teach her to use it.And just in case it may persuade you...this is her:
She's a fast learner. Oh, and awesome.
Music:
Tom Waits, Better Than Ezra, Foo Fighters, Ultimate Fakebook, Miss E, Ben Folds Five (Ben Folds), Everclear, The Magnetic Fields, At the Drive-In, Elvis Costello!, Cat Power, Jeff Buckley, Macy Gray, Nirvana, Otis Redding (new obsession), Patsy Cline, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim's Big Ego, Two Gallants, Sublime, They Might Be Giants, Jolie Holland, Beck, Hot Hot Heat, CHER, Lisa Loeb, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, Cursive, Lightnin' Hopkins...
Movies:
Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Death to Smoochy, Empire Records, Mystery Train!, TODD SOLONDZ, Good Night, And Good Luck, HAROLD AND KUMAR...More than likely, I have never seen most movies that you will want to talk about; in fact I have had the same three Netflix movies at my house since before I moved (this was in August). This is all becuase I am impatient and find it extremely difficult to sit through movies, I am also lazy and find it more rewarding to continue to pay money every month than cancel my Netflix subscription. This is actually rather sad now that I am thinking about it.
Television:
I LOVE reality TV. Fuck YOU.
Books:
Ray Bradbury, Laurie Notaro, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Eggers, Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Everything is Illuminated (read the book!), anything random and about language, politics, or social studies in general.I also love to check out books from the library and forget about them, or just keep them for as long as possible and look at the pictures.I want to read more plays and books about carnivals. Which reminds me of this one time that I went to the San Gennaro Festival and I paid a dollar to see the "World's Smallest Woman." This was probably the most fucked up thing that I have ever done and I have felt bad about it my entire life. Coincidentally, I also bought one of those huge drinks that are supposed to taste like they have alcohol in them when they actually do not and it came in a huge pink plastic cup and we went to the liquer store and put some alcohol in it and pretended that we were on Spring Break, and I still have the cup becuase I insisted on carrying it around all night, and that was pretty much the best thing that I have ever done. So yeah, what I was getting at is: I like to read.
Heroes:
Strange thing about heroes: In fifth grade we had to dress up like our "hero" for an assembly and I chose Susan B. Anthony. But then our teachers forced us all to dress up like our parents and sing Boyz II Men's "Thank You" instead. Also, this one time my friend Billy and I were driving down the street and we saw a girl get hit by a car and he actually tried to get me to stop and help her (this was rather heroic.) I didn't stop though.
