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Bacon Bitsy

Bacon makes everything better.

About Me

Self-proclaimed High Priestess of the soon to be established Cult of Bacon.

My Interests

Better living through bacon.

I'd like to meet:

Acolytes.

Music:

The snapping and popping of hot grease in a skillet raise goosebumps of joy...

Movies:

Charlotte's Web? No. Wait... Wilbur lives doesn't he? Too bad, "Some Pig" coulda made for "Some Bacon." Stupid spider.

Television:

Is there an episode of Iron Chef Japan in which the "secret ingredient" is bacon?

Books:

The Jungle.

Heroes:

My porcine friends who make it worth my while to get out of bed in the morning...

My Blog

Make Bacon Not War

So. A year ago, I gave up the news. Newspapers. News shows on TV. Talking about the news amongst friends and colleagues. It was during the wake of Hurricane Katrina, and I was tired of walking around ...
Posted by Bacon Bitsy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Degrease-her?

A couple of weeks ago, I was noisily toying with the idea of kicking  my myspace profile up to a new level at work. An oh-so-sage co-worker brilliantly suggested that a Bacon Bikini might do...
Posted by Bacon Bitsy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST

Ba-conversion?

So. I know it sounds crazy, but, I recently found myself entertaining notions that are, shall we say, blasphemous in nature. Namely, notions of giving my favorite flame bacon the old axe. Yup. Notions...
Posted by Bacon Bitsy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

Bacon Buzz

It's probably safe to say that I am more than a wee bit enamored of bacon. I'm caught in the throes of a dangerous crush tantamount to full blown obsession. I am over-the-top in love. When the tiniest...
Posted by Bacon Bitsy on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

B is for Bacon and Bed

Tonight, well yesterday now, I had bacon for dinner. Bacon and eggs. Fried sunny side up in a lake of hot pork fat, popping and snapping in the skillet. With buttered toast for yolk sopping. Yum... Ba...
Posted by Bacon Bitsy on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST