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allie monster

escape artist

About Me

I'm clumsy as hell">

My Interests

forensic science and psychology, dollar flicks, craft nights, human and animal rights, horror, exploring, traveling, my family, my friends.

I'd like to meet:

People who can teach me new things

Music:

yup

Movies:

Nothing warms the heart like the vegetation sex scene from the first Evil Dead.

Television:

Strangers with candy

Books:

I'm a comic book nerd, I'm not ashamed.

My Blog

added onto. Eventually itll get somewhere

Teachers in elementary schools are always chirping on about how there is no such thing as a dumb question.  I had a question.  His skin peeled back into two perfect sections on either side o...
Posted by allie monster on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:16:00 PST

ironic

I'm not sure I've ever been so completely frustrated with myself.  Lets make a list: I move compulsively, refusing to make a place my home when thats all I really want, I'm not sure if its an iss...
Posted by allie monster on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:52:00 PST

the things you think when you do adoptions at a mall.

I dont understand how we've digressed from a productive, self reliant, self challenging species to the mundane, mediocre sloths we are now. We spend our weekends peddling about malls, often with ...
Posted by allie monster on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:06:00 PST

day in the life

After trying my hand at scrubbing the mud from my staff T-shirt at adoptions, I decide to go with the classic "poor rescue worker" look instead and earn myself some pity points.  Adding to was th...
Posted by allie monster on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:06:00 PST

fuck you, I like menthols

I had my hand on her throat, when I realized what I did. I must have had it there for a while because my knuckles were white and she had no pulse. She was the last thing I cared about,I think that&nbs...
Posted by allie monster on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:37:00 PST

Girls talk

I'm a skeptic, to an obstinate extent.  I rarely support anyone in neither any decision they make nor the groups they support, yet defend my own to the teeth.  I have a strict moral code for...
Posted by allie monster on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:50:00 PST

quotes

"just because I know i'll have to resort to prostitution in NYC because of living expenses. But i'll bite the bullet and buy a bottle of penicillin"-Allie monster "I can smell your period blood from h...
Posted by allie monster on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

heres to never finishing what Ive started

"It's like those fucking potheads, they're the ones glamorizing drugs!" I watched as her berry laquered hand animated her anger with every clank of that gaudy mick charm bracelet she claims brings her...
Posted by allie monster on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:57:00 PST

maybe this explains why aptitude tests point me toward forenzic

Teachers in Elementary school are always chirping on about how there is no such thing as a dumb question.  I had a question. His skin peeled back into two perfect sections on either side of the i...
Posted by allie monster on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

abruptly ending post

I was recently advised: The point in which you should no longer work in your current field, is the point at which you are no longer doing it for yourself, but as motivated by moral obligation. this i...
Posted by allie monster on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST