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zomg

if you cut off my head, would i say 'me and my head' or 'me and my body' ?

About Me

ich bin ein auslander

My Interests

i heart putting friends with novel, interesting or stupid pictures into my "top 8" LOLZomgwtfbbq roflcopter!!!1!1!seriously though, if you have painful flash shit or poorly-written processor-hogging aW3S0mZ javascript in your profile, ADD ME AS A FRIEND NOW. having 'friends' like that is my main interest and my reason for being. well, that, and friends with incredibly profound quotes overlayed on sparkly animated gifs in their profiles. that is teh kewlist EVAR.

I'd like to meet:

your mom (... & teh grate lored xenu )

Music:

industrial

Books:

fuck off, i dont read(unless its anti-aliased and backlit)

Heroes:

borat sagdiyev & the mesopotamian who invented written language ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H booze

My Blog

trinity

'now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds'   -j robert oppenheimer 16 july 1945, approximately 5 miles from alamagordo, nm
Posted by zomg on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:02:00 PST

tee hee hee

as of this moment, i have sixty nine friends
Posted by zomg on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

d0000000000d

man, i had such a good one, and i totally fscking forgot it.  i LOSE
Posted by zomg on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

fucking pagans

so, somewhere around midnight eastern time this friday night / saturday morning marks the autumnal solar equatorial transit. im not suggesting we dance nekkid around bonfires while chanting to the sp...
Posted by zomg on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST