JohnnyTang24

Name: Johnny Tang
Birthday: March 1980
Birthplace: Vag
Current Location: China
Eye Color: Poop
Hair Color: That nasty "I'm sick" dark, wet poop
Height: 54 piles of poo
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Dad's nutsack
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are for women
Your Weakness: Erector Spinae
Your Fears: Weak Erector Spinae
Your Perfect Pizza: Poop-free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The elusive 4 lbs poop
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sine theta cosine theta, har har har har
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, I gotta poop
Your Best Physical Feature: Poop hole
Your Bedtime: no
Your Most Missed Memory: Pooping in VT
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever the zealot isn't drinking
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whatever the zealot isn't eating
Single or Group Dates: What?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Isn't it made by the same poop company?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Poop
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha-latte-grande-spresso w/twist of lemon
Do you Smoke: Always
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Only in Korean
Do you Shower Daily: Never
Have you Been in Love: With Poop
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: If you mean 3 lbs poop
Do you get Motion Sickness: blah
Do you think you are Attractive: Hot as sloppy diarrehea festering under the Mexican sun
Are you a Health Freak: I eat shit like you for breakfast
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like when the poop comes out my butt like a thunderstorm
Do you play an Instrument: The ass horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: AA ticker says 281 days, 21 hours
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Too much work
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ooooooooooooooooooooogling
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: pfft
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yesterday
In the past month have you been on Stage: Every day
In the past month have you been Dumped: Bukkake!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: My legs are not skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Busted
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Only by my poop
Ever been Beaten up: pfft
Ever Shoplifted: Never
How do you want to Die: Not pooping
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A big poop
What country would you most like to Visit: Burkina Faso