Noam Chomsky, Girls with pigtails, Che before he bought the motorcycle so I can convince him a winnebago is better, Malcolm Xs dog, Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima, Rasputin so we could do vodka shots and bitch about how bad the Czars are screwing shit up, Bob Marley so we can feel alright over some Red Stripe, George Bush back when he was a coke head in college at a frat party so I could hook him up with a sorority girl with AIDS, Jim Morrison so we could compare hair and argue over whose is nicer, Sartre and Camus at an opium den in 19th century bangkok, Tera Patrick, Dr. No, Girls in Manhattan who dont think and act like they are characters in Sex and the City, Jack Keruac and his girlfriend Tristessa in 1958 Mexico city, Neal Cassidy, Hemingway's Nurse in a bar that serves absynthe in Prague, and the writer who came up with the line "No Mr Bond I expect you to die"