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CONGRATULATIONS!!! After countless hours of scouring the ‘space, you have finally found the world renowned most pointlessly long “About Me” ever. Ok maybe that is a bit of an exaggeration… but none of what you are about to read is. Upon complaining to my dear friends Shaz and Sof (myspace top 4) that my about me is “boring”, they decided to concoct a little yarn about my joy-filled life. Essentially I’m a 17 year old girl that works and talks too much and sleeps far too little. I attend Brighton Sec (home of the schlapper) but i'm a Coatesvillian at heart. An original member of the illustrious "SEAL XCEL" class, I currently work at Coles Centre Rd Clayon (previously Bi-Lo wooo)and my main goal in life it to travel non-stop and avoid suburbia. +++ +++Anyway, on with the story...“Our beloved wondrous Ella Serry was born on the blessed day of July 14th, 1989 (200 years after the French Revolution exactly, for those of you playing at home). Ella Serry grew and developed over the years into the sexual being she is today. Ella can turn any gay guy straight… and any almost gay guy gayer. Ella Serry is very intelligent. She is a walking dictionary, calculator and Melways….what more could you want in a girl? Ella enjoys the taste of prunes with Le Snack cheese dip, drinking orange juice (ultimate hangover cure) and also likes to munch on cheesecake and schnitzel. Ella loves to read, talk nonstop, and sing stupidly in public. Today she is 17 years old, and as a bit of a piss head is normally seen at a party dancing, singing and talking junk. She likes drunkenly driving cars with way too many people in them into fences, has been known to catch on fire, has been hit in the face with a basketball purposefully by a bunch of gangstas and been buried under an umbrella in the sand after she rolled off a bench and hit her head on a bin! Some of her other drunken adventures include rolling down hills (non-purposefully) and being tackled onto the ground while having a tub of ice cream shoved into her face. You may think she is a bit of an unco, and I completely agree. Ella has the ability to pull very odd faces and has a unique talent of being able to shove her mobile phone in her mouth... She likes taking photos of herself with other peoples phones and cameras and is fascinated by how ugly she can make herself look sometimes. Occasionally she sleep-talks and it scares Sofie, but normally she is snore free! She likes dancing like an idiot and I think her cause of death will be from eating too many Vitamin C tablets! (She once ate 40 of them in a short space of time, her liver rejected the tablets and her vomit was orange. After visiting the doctor... diagnosis – overdose of vitamin C) and she has often been known to sneak them from Sofie’s cupboard, and pretend to be just innocently looking for food!Scared yet??? ........nahhhhhh!!!!!!! Ella is pretty much the coolest kid on the block. She is a very easy person to love and she will make your time on earth the best it can be! ELLA SERRY YOU ARE A SICK BITCH!!!!” +++ +++Thanks guys._______________________________________________________ ______________ Ella --
[noun]:
An erotic popsicle
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