My name is Bree...
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahongany."
Bree Ashleigh Munro was born on Christmas Eve 1989, which makes her more important than Jesus. An unusually pretty baby, she dabbled in a short-lived career of modelling, before shaving her head and living with the Tibetan monks for some years. At the tender age of 5, she left the monastery after meeting the love of her life. He was 98, and died 3 months later. With her hair grown back and a wallet full of her dead husbands cash, the young widow set out to cure the world of cancer. She soon discovered helping others wasn't much fun, so she closed all her charities and blew her millions on smack and male prostitutes. Bree was nearing her teenage years, a twelve year old that looked at least fifteen from the drug abuse, when she checked herself into rehab. She cleaned up her act, got plastic surgery and decided to write an autobiography entitled "Bree: Model, Monk, Smacky". It wasn't ever released because Bree insisted on having a picture of her face on the front cover, but the publisher told her that her head was just too large and wouldn't fit. These days sixteen year old Bree lives in a house by herself with sixty-seven cats, three llamas and her dead husbands body stuffed and mounted on the couch.
I've had some complaints that my page is no longer very interesting. So I'll try to make it more interesting.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bree Ashleigh Munro
Birthday: Christmas Eve
Birthplace: Maida Vale, WA
Current Location: My crib
Eye Color: Yellow?
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 168cm (i just got measured)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty... all you left handers die sooner.
Your Heritage: Pure aussie! but scottish also.
The Shoes You Wore Today: No shoes
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Jellyfish
Your Perfect Pizza: Bbq chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job... not going to happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "damn son that bitch was all up in my nut"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I dont really think, just roll over.
Your Best Physical Feature: You know... i have a pair of pretty nice ears.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: Europe. Perth. Year 10 and Queensland camp with my bestest friends. Being a kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Lemonade.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccers.
Single or Group Dates: Single if u know them well.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck and gross.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate... vanilla people r weirdos.
Cappuccino or Coffee: They are both coffee... so i'll go with coffee?
Do you Smoke: Yessum but i try to stop all the time.
Do you Swear: Who doesnt these days.
Do you Sing: All the time. Do I sing well? No.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice daily.
Have you Been in Love: I love my dog. But no.
Do you want to go to College: No.
Do you want to get Married: Undecided.
Do you belive in yourself: Sure. GO ME!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive: No my head is just huge.
Are you a Health Freak: I wish.
Do you get along with your Parents: Occassionally.
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm going to sleep.
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play a few.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but i should!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not sushi as in raw fish, but california chicken roll thing i have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hmm possibly.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No... but it is warming up!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never.
Ever been Drunk: Drunk is my middle name.
Ever been called a Tease: Probably.
Ever been Beaten up: No... well by Hannah, Britt and Jack, yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Never ever in my life. Go me.
How do you want to Die: I am God. I dont die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy and hot... possibly a golddigger.
What country would you most like to Visit: My one aim is to visit as many countries as I can before i die.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever.
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever looks good on them.
Short or Long Hair: I have a thing for shaved heads if it suits them... but otherwise whatever looks good.
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: As long as they weigh more than me!
Best Clothing Style: Metroish but not really.
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: Dont know... i use my computer these days. Technology!
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: None... yet...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing really... I'm doing alright now so i cant have done anything too bad.
