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J-Hawk

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About Me

Prepare yourself for complete randomness. Burger Bell, that's what my restaurant in the future will be. Like Del Taco but better. How could it be better you ask? Well Burger Bell will have an enourmous woodpecker out front holding a burger and a...wait for it...bell. Of course this is after I become famous and rich so the restaurant will be for my spare time. Did you know I play guitar? I've been playing for about a year and am still not very good. But I'm not bad either. You'll just have to listen and see for yourself now won't you. Speaking of cows, have you ever gone cowtipping? That's like the coolest thing ever. I really want to go someday. I have a personal vendetta against cows. Ever since that incident when I talked with one about how stupid vegetarians are and that beef was the other white meat. Let's just say that didn't end well. Are you completely confused? Want an explaination for my ramblings. Too bad, there is none. You'll just have to ask me about it later, but be prepared for more random thoughts.
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My Interests

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DRAMA (check out the Glory Train profile), music, movies, girls, reading, guitar hero, writing, having fun/not necessarily in that order.
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I'd like to meet:

Larry the Cucumber, Superman, that spider I keep seeing in my room, my concience, all of you in heaven.

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Music:

If it carries a tune i like it. Specifically I love jazz and classic rock and can't get enough of it. My favorite groups are Acapella, Bond, Glenn Miller, Apologetix (They're the best), Weird Al, Newsboys, DC Talk, Ray Stevens, The Mamas and the Papas, Ozone, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lemon Demon, Smash Mouth, Kansas, Guns N' Roses, Kiss, Queen, and for the rest you'll have to ask me.

Movies:

I love all movies, mostly because I look at a movie from all aspects, not just storyline. I can usually find something in a movie that I like. My favorites; The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (4,5,6), Harry Potter. Ok, now I've got the geek movies out of the way, here's some more; I, Robot, The Illusionist, Lady In The Water, Signs, The Village, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Stranger Than Fiction, Eragon, The Importance of Being Ernest, Office Space, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Music Man, Clue, The Cable Guy. And Now for the Top Ten; 10. Finding Nemo 9. The Three Musketeers 8. Chicken Little 7. True Lies 6. The Three Amigos 5. Newsies 4. Liar, Liar 3. The Chronicles of Narnia 2. The Emperor's New Groove 1. The Princess Bride

Television:

24, Smallville, Friends, Two and A Half Men, Monk, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Heroes, Robin Hood

Books:

Anything by Michael Crichton, Ted Dekker, or Frank Peretti. The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Inheritance Trilogy, Wheel of Time.

Heroes:

Peter Jackson, M. Night Shyamalan, Andy Serkis, Hans and Franz

My Blog

Male Pattern Baldness

So for the few of you who haven't seen me recently, my hair is no more.  I knew I would go bald eventually, I just didn't realize it would be so soon.  Yeah you heard me correctly.  I h...
Posted by J-Hawk on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

Worst feeling in the world.

I have come to the conclusion about the worst feeling in the world.  That is i have figured out what it is.  It isn't being stabbed in the back, it isn't heartburn.  It isn't getting yo...
Posted by J-Hawk on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

Theory of Relativity

Over Christmas break, I had the immense pleasure, *cough*, of seeing all my reletives, including some that I've never met before.  It is the most awkward thing in the world to be hugged by people...
Posted by J-Hawk on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

New Year

Well I broke last years new years resolution by actually writing a few blogs.  This year I will make no promises one way or the other; I'll just break them.  Does anybody actually ever accom...
Posted by J-Hawk on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

Nothing!!!

So in tradition of my previous English classes, I shall write myself a blog on nothing.  That's all it is, if you expected to find some deep meaning behind this blog then you might as well stop n...
Posted by J-Hawk on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

Summer Daze!

Okay, so update on my life.  Those of you who were looking for something good to read...sorry to have failed you.  This summer I worked up at Sunset Lake Camp, Yeah!!!  It was a lot of ...
Posted by J-Hawk on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST

Red hair, green clothes, i must be a leprechaun.

Well, I'm breaking my New Years vow from earlier and writing another blog before the next New Year.  Some of you may have seen me this past Wednesday with red hair and green clothes looking very ...
Posted by J-Hawk on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

New Year

Happy New Years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   My New Year's Resolution This Year Is To Start All Of My Words With Capital Letters.  Not Really, actually it's to have no capital letters at all.&n...
Posted by J-Hawk on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:30:00 PST