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Blaine is a Pain

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About Me

[IMG]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff236/blgarver/300-B anner.gif[/IMG]I'm a huge nerd, I'm obsessed with the Simpsons and The Dark Tower series. I use a loofa in the shower, my fav color is green...uh, if you want to know anything else just ask.
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stephen King, Bruce Willis, and the girl of my dreams. Oh, also my evil twin so I can put an end to his tyranny. And I'd give anything to hang out with Chris one more time.

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My Blog

Cell

Friday, March 16, 2007 ..   Cell just testing to see if these chain letters workThought I would try this. wow i wasnt even half way dont reading this shit and my dad called me and i was like...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:12:00 GMT

St. Joseph Writers Unite!

Hello everyone.  I'm trying to gather St. Joseph writers who are interested in getting together online or in real life to talk shop.  If you're interested, or know anyone that would be inte...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:27:00 GMT

The Cinema Enema, Issue 3

In this age of digital filmmaking, the action flick is becoming kind of prissy.  Gone are the gritty action scenes of old with nothing but grinding metal, big pyrotechnics, vehicles ramping over ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:09:00 GMT

The Cinema Enema: Issue 2

Okay, so I lied.  This 2nd installment of CE is not, in fact, a look into the film "Pathfinder."  That movie didn't open in St. Joe, so I have yet to see it.  But for the record, I've h...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Me, Myself, and Wolfmother (aka...Chris Ross: Demigod)

Well, it happened...Wolfmother came to KC.  Finally.  And it was fanfuckingtabulous.  I loved the band since my brother Derrick told me about them, but sweet merciful crap...the CD - a...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Me, Myself, and Butcher

Well, on April 11th of '07 my friend A.J. and I went to a singning/Q&A of one of our favorite authors, Jim Butcher. Maybe you're asking yourself, "Who's this Jim Butcher you speak of?"  He i...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:40:00 GMT

The Cinema Enema, Issue .1

Hello kiddies.  I'm back and imposing my film opinions on the general public.  This first issue is about - you guessed it - "Grindhouse", the double feature homage to biological zombie...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:39:00 GMT

Me, Myself, and Maynard

Hello again everyone... I've got squat to do at work today, so I thought I'd blog a little... In the past two weeks, two very important things have happened in my life.  They probably seem meek a...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:47:00 GMT

Technological Disenchantment: A Look into Modern Love

As a lot of you know, I'm kind of bitter and cynical about a lot of things.  Namely, women.  Not women as individuals, I've got a lot of good friends who are female...I mean women ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:30:00 GMT

Bump in the Night

I've had some pretty scary dreams in my time, even thought i saw stuff in my room.  But the past couple of nights - well early mornings actually - have been unsettling. A couple of mornings ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 15:03:00 GMT