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jacob

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jacob
Birthday: december 5th
Birthplace: ure moms house
Current Location: no po
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 4'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right..depends on what im doin.. :)
Your Heritage: christian
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: my big fat hairy nuts
Your Fears: mice
Your Perfect Pizza: little ceasers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ollie vert wall
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ..............
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have a boner
Your Best Physical Feature: u dont wanna know
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: my cat
Pepsi or Coke: root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: three somes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCALATE..:)
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappu....
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: fuck yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes i fuckin do
Have you Been in Love: 1 night stands
Do you want to go to College: no..only 4 the partys
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: does beatin off count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro skateboarder
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: long hair
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 300
Best Clothing Style: emo as u can get
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything besides skating
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I SKATEBORD EVERY DAY MY NAME IS JACOB AND I HAVE A BIG COCK...... ........ :) I ONLY SKATE FLIP BOARDS BECAUSE I AM COOL LIKE THAT I LIKE BANGIN URE MOM ANY TIME SHE'S AVALIBLE.... SOME PEOPLE CALL ME DR. PIMPER CAUSE I LIKE TO GET JIGGY WITH URE MOM.......(.)(.) I DO NOT LIKE CARPET IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;)

My Interests

SKATE BOARDING......MOMS......HOT CHICKS.....M&MS.....PUSSY??cats...... ....flips.....badunkadunks.....fucking on the 1st date.........fresh cut carpet.. ...swimming in the nude.....getting it on......getting boogey with it........ ......pissing sage off.....head banger music......ice cream...red.....PURPLE.. ...AND PRETTY RAIMBOWS....leporcons taking shits off raimbows into a pot of gold....shrooms....neverland.....michael jackson a-chamona ahee he hee.. ......dee-dee-dee.....cursing....spades...motorhead.......CR ACK??heads..... ...poop....bums...stair sets....boobs....i like my wemen how i like my soup nice and chunky...independent trucks....long hair..if u know what i mean.... ...big drops...shoes..hats...pants....crayons....skate parks.....

I'd like to meet:

URE MOMMA

Music:

-- -- System of a Down - Chop Sewey -- Video provided by www.tunes4yourpage.commotor head....system of a down...michael jackson...black sabbath...rolling stones....the hives....misfits..dead milk man...ozzy....potushead...tool... ..korn....cky...justin timberlake.....n'sync....backstreet boys...new order.... ...h.i.m....typo negative...slipknot....sugar colt...50-cent...destinys child.....

Movies:

texas chain saw massacure.....chucky....exorsits....lords of dogtown.... ...the ring..the ring 2.....darkness falls.....13 ghosts...leporcon..... ...bewithched...monster in law....boogey man...white noise....envy...white chicks...big mommas house..guess who....austin powers in goldmember... .....napoleon dynamite....meet the fuckers...meet the parents....resident evil.. ....van wider...super troopers....happy gilmore...big daddy.. the water boy... ..black sheep.....tommy boy....girls gone wild

Television:

..mtv...fuel...a&e...tlc...discovery channel....nickelodeon..comedy central... playboy mansion....mtv 2...vh1.....b.e.t.....espn...animal planet..woo hoo.... i love animal planet :o

Books:

do magazines count??? PORNNNNNNNNNNN

Heroes:

super man....spider man...batman..wonder woman..green lantern...the hulk... ..geoff rowley...tony t. ......wolverine....men in black....ghost busters.WHO U GONNA CALL GHOST BUSTERS..YAYYYY WOO HOOO ghost busterssss.... yaayyyy and most of all my DADDY