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S A M ! ! !

Lifestyles of the working-class peon

About Me


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I'm an idealist in touch with reality. I believe in Global Warming. I am a lover of all things cultured and eccentric, but also cherish the debased nature of humanity. I will piss on the side of your house with drunken thoughts of Dali floating through my astral plane. I like watching Grey's Anatomy, Wife Swap, BBC World News, Ugly Betty, Antique's Roadshow, and House. Those are the shows that my Antenna picks up. I've met only a handful of interesting people that had intelligible things to say without crossing the line of arrogance. I'm quiet. I'm loud. I'm self conscious. I'm boisterous. So many people claim to be "real", but then again honesty becomes their worst enemy. I am not self actualized, but have goals. Although I'm still not too sure how clear they are. I long for those days in my memories where the music was just right, creativity was in the air, and the world wasn't revolving around me because I was drifting somewhere in space. I like to dance. I love to sing. I loath not being able to write. Sometimes i misplace my chisel and the block just stays there until i find it again. I want to have babies, pushing the seed in her bush for life. My girlfriend calls me immature, cause maybe I am. I was never one much for seriousness, but am earnestly sincere. I have skeletons in my closet, but they're not gay. I believe the most talented people I've ever met are the closest ones to me. I am not very easily impressed. I do not own a car, but wish i did at times...to be cool and take road trips. I used to have a cellphone but seem to be the only one that doesn't have one now. I'm opinionated but one could never tell, unless the situation were appropriate. I adore my little brother because i wish i were as smart as he. I've been through alot, but probably not as much as someone who is suffering. I wish i were witty and sharp, but having a good sense of humor will suffice. I've got stacks of New York Times papers all over the apartment and i dont know what to do with them. I love life and look forward to those periodic bouts of depression that everyone goes through. I wish i were more inspired and less inhibited. I think the greatest person of all mankind is probably someone we dont know. HOLLA FACTORY is who I rep.Theres nothing about me that someone already isn't. Except, theres a dead bird in my basement.

My Interests

Well, I guess that's really open to speculation and willingness. A little objectivity wouldn't hurt either. I'd be interested in going on FearFactor and seeing what i'd do for that Prize Money. I'd be interested in World Peace, just like Tedo and every other idealistic hippy out there. FUCK YA. I'd be interested in coming up with the next big idea. Anything! Infomercials can turn you from obscure to overrated. I'd really be interested in seeing everyone in america to not shop at Wal-Mart for one day. It'd be like a Tsunami. I'd be interested in talking to someone about anything interesting. Most of the time I'm not very. I'd be interested in making a living that allowed me to live...cause honestly folks, yada yada yada society's wack and i've detached bullshit yada why the hell haven't we done it. Cause society is our creature comfort. I love and I love hard. That's why Heather yells at me. And like i told my bestest of friends. Love is like a bachelor's degree.

I'd like to meet:

Y a know, i've never really thought of this, but now that i have:I'd like to meet George Bush. Civil one on one banter, inside the nicest pub in the town of course. Everyone's got a Spin on things.I'd like to meet Abraham. Three of the world's most practiced religions acknowledge his significance. He had to have been the first pornographer.I'd like to meet James Madison. The father of our system of democracy laid the foundations. I wonder what kind of shrooms the Natives gave him?I'd like to meet Sergey and that othe dude. Google has redefined internet search and american culture. I was googling the other day and didnt bother figuring out what their names were.I'd like to meet a comedy writer. Probably ask him if he laughs at everything?I'd like to meet a very humble person. One who listens and listens well. One who's self critical and self confident. Oh and anyone willing to do anything.CHECK THIS : http://www.jonhadley.blogspot.com/HOLLA FACTORY HOLLA FACTORY HOLLA FACTORY HOLLA FACTORY DUMP

Music:

Any music that I think is good. "If it sounds good, it is good"Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Primus, The Eagles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Usher, 112, Norah Jones, Blues Traveller...Wu-Tang put me on tho. Sublime kept me going.HOLLA FACTORY HOLLA FACTORY HOLLA FACTORY

Movies:

The Corporation, Clockwork Orange, Born into Brothels, The Motocycle Diaries, 28 Days Later, Requiem for a Dream, KIDS, Cars, Waking Life, American Movie, When Harry Met Sally....

Television:


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Books:

http://www.levelheadedlunacy.blogspot.comFailed States, SlaughterHouse Five, Siddhartha, Hardball, Fear and Loathing series, The Dictionary, There's Treasure Everywhere, Steppenwolf, The Twentieth Century, the list goes on...

Heroes:

The X-Men, Spawn, Spiderman, The Hulk, Superman, Bobby Digital, Handi-Man, Bartman, KC Jones, Duke and Snake Eyes, Jim Carey, David Alan Greyer, Dave Chapelle, Monty Python, The Wayans BrothersNoam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Arundhati Roy, Eliot Spitzer, Al Green, Norman Rockwell, Sally Mann, John Stewart, Ren and Stimpy...

My Blog

Dishwashers of the World....UNITE!

So, here we are.  Another day another dollar. Same shit, different toilet.  Trying to keep our grip on the bottom rung of this ladder.All in a days work     Oh the humble life of ...
Posted by S a m !!! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

to be continued

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Posted by S a m !!! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

Debauchery! Mark Foley...

Well, who can we trust nowadays?  Apparently not this guy: Sure he can issue some penance here and there, but you'll be hard pressed to see me having him handle my communion bread with his filth...
Posted by S a m !!! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Who am I to say?

Who am I to say, to define, to judge? Who are you to prove to anyone else?     You are an acorn. Unbelievable potential, bound up in a quaint shell. Severed and fallen from so high weather...
Posted by S a m !!! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

Marinate on this one...

Will add more later, for now, Marinate...  
Posted by S a m !!! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Satire or Rhyme?

....maybe both     Peep your story, see whats in the daily news a coward generation cant compete cause they're afraid to lose and made to choose , either life or to chase the ruse Here's Tom...
Posted by S a m !!! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

Let's dance...

So, those simple, yet innovative, visually catching, artsy fartsy Ipod commercials show us how life would be like with the market's leader in portable music players.  We would all be joyousl...
Posted by S a m !!! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

theres a FOX in the chicken coop...

Watch out everyone.  There's a fox in the chicken coop... Our massive network of 123 million(more than doubled from the 52 million when i first signed on in Feb.) "myspacers" has been infil...
Posted by S a m !!! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

Thursdays in Buffalo

Some pictures of the buffalo scenery on thursday nights in the park.  Buffalo is host to free concerts every thursday through the entire summer.  Not to mention, Shakespeare plays every nigh...
Posted by S a m !!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

Rant, ixnay on the Raves

    Last days of school dont seem to ahve the same hoo-raa of days so long ago.  That little diddy that the kiddies would sing would always fit me right into the celebration. ...
Posted by S a m !!! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST