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Perlemanberg

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About Me

I'm America, really. A vegan animal rights activist agnostic Jew who cuts his own hair. Really, when it comes right down to it, at the heart of it, aren't we all?
"In relation to [animals], all people are Nazis; for them it is an eternal Treblinka."
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer, whose family members were murdered in the Holocaust
"I wonder why progress looks so much like destruction."
-- John Steinbeck, in the nonfiction Travels with Charley
"Life is a terminal disease."
-- My high school economics teacher, for some bizarre, unremembered reason
(The following music video was produced & performed by John Feldmann of Goldfinger:)
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I am a poet. I hate muggers. I'm just a regular everyday normal guy . There are only two key things that I want in life; one is to matter. I started growing my first beard--full beard/mustache--in June '06, and I might not shave until I look like this guy . I threw a party (themed "Like a Rolling Stone") after passing a kidney stone at the tender age of 27, playing lots of vintage Rolling Stones during it. I am Senior Communications Coordinator with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I choose veganism for health reasons: namely, the health of the chickens, pigs, shrimps, et al. (I do what I do not because I love animals but because I respect them and their natural right to be free from institutionalized torture and misery .) I consider myself a weird cross between hippy and punk. I am a fairly basic guitar player (and even more rudimentary harmonica player), singer/songwriter. I believe that the only difference between a cult and a respected, established religion is time. Just about every Sunday I get together with people to cook up donated foods and then serve it to mostly homeless people downtown, with Food Not Bombs Norfolk . I should weigh more than I do. I'm socially retarded and have difficulty getting to really know new people, and that really, really sucks. In fact, I'd totally be an escapist alcoholic if only I didn't like not tasting alcohol so much. I still use an "ancient" cell phone (from 2001). I hate being asked "How are you?" because I generally have to lie in my answer, and I don't like to lie. Watching people--especially friends--succumb to their enslavement to tobacco inhalation makes me sad. "Kool-Aid" also makes me sad, and it'll get me some day.
I am a "dog person" currently filling the role of a "cat person," having adopted two stray girls officially in 12/05. I soon thereafter realized that I may have them through my mid-to-late 40s, and that's a little weird, and more than a little freaky. I was a guinea pig guardian (not "owner"!) for more than 6 years until one and then both of my boys were gone, but never to be forgotten. For about a year and a half I had a vagabond hamster in my life, who was found wandering around a parking lot. (And he's "Mr. September" in the '08 PETA "Rescued!" calendar!) But he's broken on through to the other side, now, and I've most recently adopted a little white mouse who needed a home after his previous 'owner' just decided that she didn't want him anymore. And let's not forget the Chia pet--an elephant--that I bought at a thrift store some time back but which never sprouted, despite my strict adherence to the instructions. Now Ellie remains as my dead, exoskeletal Chia pet on my kitchen window sill.Never before has something so gory been so beautiful. Click here, scroll down, click to view the video.

My Interests




Animal rights, activism, the U.S. Constitution and its Bill of Rights, serving humanity with Food, Not Bombs Norfolk , Friday night karaoke, progressive politics (not that I keep up much with it anymore!), music, TV (I'm sorry, I really am), movies, thrift stores (recycling isn't just for trash!), Herr's brand [vegan!] "Steak & Worcestershire" and "Old Bay" seasoning-flavored potato chips, antique stores...

I'd like to meet:

People to make my life complete. (Or, failing that, people to maybe amuse me for various fleeting moments, preferably to line up a consecutive order so as to give the illusion of my life being made complete. Either/or. Beggers can't be choosers.)

But seriously, I like knowing at least reasonably intelligent, socially conscious and sensitive people. Those who share my dream of animal and human liberation from unjust societal bounds. Those who are willing to watch the video above rather than shield their eyes and follow the "ignorance is bliss" mentality, because though it may be bliss for them, it is nightmarish agony for billions of others. And how about someone who'd not be confused if I noted that the word in this section should be "Whom," not "Who"?
Meet Steven the Vegan:

Music:

I am interested in many types of music, from the heroic sociopolitical folk music of Woody Guthrie to classic rock such as the Beatles and Rolling Stones, to the modern rock of Kurt Cobain/Nirvana, to the more modern rock of Staind and Linkin Park et al. R.E.M. (excluding their junk from the last decade), John Lee Hooker, Anti-Flag, Bob Dylan (1961-1965 in particular), Robert Johnson, Green Day, Ghost Mice, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, the Pixies, Phil Ochs, TFBUNDY, Little Richard, The Used, Bad Religion...
[sigh] Okay, so, I've pretty much accepted that music from my childhood is now considered "oldies." First it was "She Works Hard for the Money" that I heard on the oldies station. Then a year and a half later I heard Tears for Fears. Tears for Fears??? So oldies stations now include early-to-mid 80s, and 50s have been almost completely left on the sidelines. So [almost] no more Little Richard or Chuck Berry or other selections from the Golden Age of Rock n' Roll on oldies radio, and that's very sad to me. :(

Movies:

Clue is probably my favorite movie of all time. (Yes, it's based on a Parker Bros. board game.) Back to School w/Rodney Dangerfield, Malcolm X, A Perfect World, The Grapes of Wrath, Into the Wild...
Those are movies that I like very much. What do I hate? With a passion I hate, despise, loath Napolean Dynomite. Almost with violence do I hate that movie and do I hate the fact that I stayed seated in the movie theater through the duration. It was the worst piece of Mr. Hankey that I ever saw in my life. I'd wanted to break my TV every time I saw the ad for its DVD release. I felt disgusted every time I saw the parody preview for the more recent "Date Movie" spoof. God, do I hate that movie...
On another note, I find that my emotions often take a back seat to otherwise being absorbed into films. Most recently was a mockumentary called "C.S.A.: Confederate States of America," which is a "documentary' about the C.S.A. with the South having won the "War of Northern Aggression." It was done in a humorous way (to get people to go see it and not be put off), and indeed my fellow audience laughed quite a bit throughout. I didn't. I just let myself get absorbed into the scary world. In a smilar way, the "animal lover" that I am, I don't particularly find animals "cute" and thus "ooh" and "ahhh" during documentaries such as " Winged Migration " and " The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill ," as did most fellow members of the audiences when I saw those films...many of whom were probably eating chickens that night for dinner. Am I cold and dead inside? It's a possibility. Am I just too much a scholar for my own mental good? Probably not.

Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, Jeopardy, Family Guy, Countdown w/Keith Olbermann (MSNBC). Not a whole lot else these days. (Older classics from my younger days include Cheers, Soap, Benson, Beavis & Butt-Head, etc...)
Keep "reality TV" far away from me. Yeah yeah, I watched "The Real World" for the first few years, but I left that in the last millenium before I left dorm living.
I do, though, enjoy watching HGTV (Home & Garden Television) from time to time. There...I said it.

Books:

Never having been much of a reader in my younger days, I've been trying to catch up since college, occasionally going through waves of reading spurts.My two favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut (Jailbird, Player Piano... So it goes.) and John Steinbeck (Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, East of Eden, To a God Unknown...) Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them" is wonderful--funny and intelligent! "The Ox-Bow Incident" (and its film version, which I watched after reading the book) moved me so much that I wrote a song based on it. "Woody Guthrie: A Life" by Joe Klein certainly moved me, but I was a big fan of Woody's to begin with.
"Committed" by PETA's Dan MathewsObligatory animal rights activist mention: The animal rights bible, "Animal Liberation" by Peter Singer, published in '75. Check this out, old school--"Animals' Rights" by Henry Salt, published in 1892, and which was like reading Peter Singer! (Save the emphasis on feathers in the clothing chapter...)
"Uncle Tom" has gotten an unfairly bad rap in the revisionist world of pop culture references. It's a good thing he was only a made-up character, or otherwise I'd be more pissed. Read the book about him and his cabin to find out more!

Heroes:

MLK, Malcolm X, Peter Singer, Sen. Jim Jeffords, Jack Kevorkian, Richard Clark, Keith Olbermann, John Brown, Frederick Douglas, all those who fight and have fought for (especially peaceful) liberation (underground and above ground)...
Honorable mention for Al Sharpton , who'd make me proud to be a Democrat if I were still a Democrat...

My Blog

When did I turn into such a dinosaur?

I don't know, it seemed like I used to keep up a bit more with technology when I was a kid.  I was even wasting my life away online a couple of years before I even heard of "the Internet" and pro...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

The long road home.

   I was visiting my parents out in Southern California the end of February, and we went through Utah and Arizona, visiting Zion National Park and Bryce Canyon National Park as well as some ...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

"Into the Wild"

Thanks to Holly for encouraging me to share this.  (Or some may say Curses to her depending on how much you like it.  One or the other.)I saw the new movie "Into the Wild" last night.  ...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST

For Lindsey

   I and my colleagues deal with so much shit on a daily basis with regard to the cruelties exercised upon animals.  Of course I care about people as well, but I haven't typically made ...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:34:00 PST

On a plane, seated beside an evangelist. Crying baby, please!

I'm joking re: the crying baby. But like in a Seinfeld episode, this was my flight from Charlotte to Norfolk last night. I just concluded a week-long family vacation back home in South Florida. I kept...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST

Just a lonesome hobo (subtitled: Jews Don't Camp?)

   I've never really been much of a camper.  And by not really being a camper I mean that the last time in my almost 30 years on this planet that I 'camped' was when I was 9 and that wa...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

"Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music!"

(Title taken from Chuck Berry's "Rock & Roll Music.")About nine years ago, I guess, I noticed that the state of popular music has tended to go up and down pretty reliably depending on the place in...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:50:00 PST

Harrisonburg '07

I decided about a week ago to potentially use Memorial Day weekend to get the hell out of town.  I posted a MySpace bulletin asking people for suggestions, specifically for some nice mountain tow...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Don Imus a real-life character in South Park?

I've had conversations about whether or not Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the guys behind South Park, are liberal or conservative.  They sure do seem to pick on liberals and liberalism a lot. ...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

An agnostic who participates in religiosity

That is I.  Monday night this week began Passover, or Pesach.  As I describe myself on my profile, I am an agnostic Jew.  I do take my Jewiness pretty seriously, agnostic as I am. ...
Posted by Perlemanberg on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST