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Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!!

I Was Born in a Wagon of a Travelin' Show, My Mama Used to Dance for the Money They'd Throw

About Me

I get a headache trying to read my own Profile...:/This stuff pretty much Sums me up... ~My only means of transpertation Is a Chaffeured wheelbarrow.~I wear red just so people think I'm in a gang. ~Am "deathly" allergic to poison of any kind. ~believe if you stare at an object long enough you'll go half-blind. ~ don't listen to grown-ups when they yell Turn that music down,because I well can't hear them. ~would like to draw an animal with human characteristics, though that would look horrible. ~was inverted, I mean converted, I mean I don't understand.. ~And I consume enormous amounts of pixie sticks i have this theory, the ingredients within are effecting my valve of prespiration meaning I don't emit smell that most people do!..last but of course not the least is I'm extreamly impatient and its because of PEOPLE!. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ~Growing up I used to go frog giggin with my daddy. If you don't know what that is then you ain't hillbilly. ~Here's a fun fact: On average, I stop breathing every 35 minutes for 15.5 seconds when I sleep at night. It will probably kill me someday, that is if I don't get stabbed in a knife fight first.... ~To the best of my knowledge, you can pretty much get away with most anything if you explain that it is part of an "art project".... ~I find the craigslist 'missed encounters' section to be surprisingly touching and most disturbing.... Perhaps you're offput by the the stabbing threats. Sure, I can't say that I blame you. But I do have other interests that don't require razor blades, shivs, or shanks...but they're not near as Interesting..!!

My Interests



My Interests Include Blah Blah...absurd humor, bootlegs, coffee, faux pas, giallos, humble liberals, insufficient funds,special interest sections,magical realism,fantasticalness,Sea creatures,exploring,shooting stars,naps,surprises, japanese vomit fetish films,kids in cults,pinball,lewd embracement,hypnotic sleep paralysis,conquering small European countries in my spare time,board games such as Settlers of Catan and Tikal(Yeah know,Nerdy!)Dreaming Vividly which is occasional I hate it when they have such mundane plots!, mix tapes,mundane days,calligraphy(I would like to learn) pontification,questionable circumstances, rambunctious dames,unrealized dreams,Creating up a Storm!, vintageviolence,wanton movie lust, xenophiles, you...Also Also Also, and More And More And more to Come....You can never add to much.NEVER.~Speaking with accents(even though I suck at it)... ...~Surrealism in the Form of Pop art and Dali,.... .. ~Watching spiders thats if theyre not to big and will threaten my life!,...~People who are not psycotic,... ..~People who are psychic,.. ...~Free Merchendise (obtained by Dumpster diving behind art supply stores you'd be surprised)...~Suicide Slurpees,..... ~Building 3 story forts,... ..~Robbing Gnomes From Various Posh Gardens Holding Em' Hostage then Expecting A Ransom in WamPum Value,... ..~Receiving Thoth Tarot Readings from Know-It-All's :),.~Being a professional Pogo Stick jumper (it keeps occupied)...~Glueing plastic Googly Eyes Everywhere(kind with painted on EyeLids),...~Cooking exotic Food that I end up burning,.~Pretending I know how to do stuff(Such as playing the drums),.Photography,.RIDING BYCICLES TOWARDS TRAFFIC!,.~Being my Ridiculous self,.~Doodleing in place of note taking,.Crop Circles,..~Super Mario Bros The mushroom City makes me happy (Make that Supernintendo Period)... Shopping for Assorted Colorful Toilet Seats at the HomeDepo,.~Dating the visually Impared,.~Shaking Salt On Slugs,.B- Horror Movies,.Play-Doh Smell,... ...~Garbage pail Kids Trading Cards,.. ....~60's garage Music,... Indie Music, ...~Lighting farts with fire,... ...~Climbing things Thats arn't meant to be climbed,... ....~Art in Many Many forms,... ...~Popsickles give me shivers,... ...~Dressing up in wacky Old Lady Clothes,~The feeling of absolute happiness, ...~I like tube socks that go all the way to your knees, .~Asking Jeeves things like "How many Jesus'es Does in take to Screw in one lightbulb?. .~Animals because they're prettier than humans,.60's era excluding the Hippie shit,. ...~1977' PUNK ROCK MUSIC!!.... ..~Flapper hats from the 20's,... ...~Toe massages,... ....~Rings but my fingers are too chubby and they always turn to a violet purple,... ....~DIY crafts, painting, drawing,.... ...~ Now And Laters(Candy),.... ....~Thrift Store shopping is the only kind of Shopping for me.~Sketching Odd looking Thingermagigers,DISLIKES... ...~bad bad body ordor,... ...~Hairy feet(sorry Frodo!),... ...~Censorship,.. ...~The sound of metal when getting sucked into a vacume!... ...~Well Your Momma of course,... ...~People who pick and eat at their scabs around me do it on your own time or something,.... ...~People who are insincere,.... ....~Being out of toilet paper!.. ~The stench of an unwashed belly button though I think that counts as bad body ordor,..... ...~Milk,Milk is for people who like to chug on cow hormones and pus,...... ~Racists,............ ~The Diobolical Bunnyrabbit ...... .....~Sudden noises that go Pop!I hate being around balloons...Arty Elephant I know this is kind of long, but I swear it's absolutly worth it!

I'd like to meet:

{{People who will peel my oranges for me and people who give piggyback rides. [A Peg legged Midgit pirate named Edgar,who Pillages through towns and his meals consist of Rum, Rum, Rum. also Brilliant,Creative people...Left handed knitters, tattooed bikers with poodles,Anyone who openly admits theyre obsessed with being obsessed period, someone with eyes like glasses of gin, and an angel with a naughty streak to sleep inside the world with. Oh yes cant forget the deep throat Lady!a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"
You scored as XIX: The Sun. This is the happiest card in the deck. It is full of joy and optimism, everything is right with the world. We are as innocent children playing in the fields without care. The Sun brings success, well-being and happiness in all spheres - material, emotional, spiritual -wherever our desires lay.When this card appears in a Tarot spread it indicates success, joy and happiness. Obstacles will be overcome, goals achieved.When badly aspected, it can indicate a stagnation through over-indulgence, too much of a good thing.

XIX: The Sun


94%

III - The Empress


88%

VIII - Strength


81%

0 - The Fool


75%

II - The High Priestess


69%

XI: Justice


63%

XIII: Death


63%

I - Magician


56%

IV - The Emperor


50%

VI: The Lovers


50%

XVI: The Tower


44%

X - Wheel of Fortune


38%

XV: The Devil


25%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
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Music:

Blonde Redhead.. Flight of the conchords arcade fire The Beatles Beatles-Pillow Fight! Beck SonicYouth Pavement!! href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank"Hardly in any order!...Broadcast,joan of arc,silver jews,arcade fire, silver apples,the nation of ulysses,The Moaning Myrtles,Flight of the Conchords,the mudblood brothers,broken social scene,deerhoof,animal collective,pavement,guided by voices, elliot smith,andrew bird,band of horses,the national,starlight mints,the shins,sunset rubdown,swan lake,camera obscura,devendra banhart,shout of louds,interpol,royal trux,the black angels,mercury program,mercury rev,portishead, hot snakes,joanna newsom,the decemberists,talking heads,june of 44, beat happening, little wings,the dirty projectors, the band, smog, emperor x,the olivia tremor control, wilco, the zombies, deerhoof,make believe,elf power,mission of burma,dead meadow,palace music,beirut,apples in stereo,marshmellow coast,circulatory system,the essex green,the frosted ambassador,black flag,fugazi,menomena,saturday looks good to me, quasi, boris, magik markers, modern lovers, quasimoto, butthole surfers, charizma &; pb wolf, double leopards, coachwhips, ex-models,gang gang dance,the willowz,A.C newman,neko case,new pornographers,the beta band, or maybe Even Better ....link wray,music machine,the sonics,gories,yardbirds,flamin groovies,pebbles 1-10 compilations,satelliters, magic makers,subsonics,the zombies,back from the grave compilations, MC5,xray spex,R.LBurnside,guitar wolf, nerves,johnny cash,etta james ,hasil adkins,charles mingus,memphis minnie,modern lovers,johnathan richman,the specials,chocolate watchband,birthday party, nick Cave & the bad seeds,The who,pink floyd with syd barrett,flying burrito brothers, tav falco, tv personalities,Rolling stones,velvet underground,stooges, Seeds,13th floor elevators,The animals, electric prunes, music machine,Colenel knowlege and the lickity splits, Standells, miracle workers,remains,sonics,pyramids, surfaris,the ventures,billy childish, thee headcoats,thee Mighty caesars,milkshakes,trashmen,captain beefheart,frank zappa,dirtbombs,mothers of invention, dead kennedys, ramones, Wire, man or astro man, gang of four, jesus lizard,make up,gun club,wipers,melvins, sleater-kinney,t.rex ,bikini kill,bratmobile, slits, violent femmes,vaselines,cramps,mudhoney,blues magoos, monks,lyres,cynics,chesterfield kings,residents,king crimson,sonic youth,liliput,delta 5,the lyres,breeders, pixies,yeah yeah yeahs,casual dots,legendary pink dots, beach boys,bomboras,phantom surfers,dick dale,huggy bear,sleater kinney,(early)misfits,germs,pandoras,redd kross,damned,buzzcocks,uk decay,zeros,stranglers,45 grave,magnetic fields,blonde redhead,television,ween,the thermals,tom waits,can,deerhoof,snog,electric prunes,tangerine dream,fugs,jimi hendrix,the holy modal rounders, united states of america,sagittarius,simply saucer,blue cheer,the red krayola,the jesus and mary chain,spacemen 3,suicide,flesh eaters,monks,magazine,electric eels,nips and nipple erectors,pouges,untamed youth,barry and the remains,obivians,les fleur de lys,moby grape,the peanut butter conspiracy,electric banana,skin alley,... Basically Anything that gets me in the mood for dancing..Primitive!

Movies:


Stranger Than Fiction
Flight of the Conchords - The Complete First Season
Juno
The Darjeeling Limited
Storytelling
The Jerk
Young Ones: Every Stoopid Episode (3pc) (Std)
Yellow Submarine
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Mr. Show: The Complete Collection
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Zombie
Tideland
Garden State
Mysterious Skin (Deluxe Unrated Director's Edition)
I Shot Andy Warhol
Little Miss Sunshine
Art School Confidential
Six Feet Under - The Complete Second Season
Return to Oz
Bodysong
The Pianist
American Splendor
Rushmore
Happiness
Mulholland Drive
The Science of Sleep
The Virgin Suicides
Mirrormask
Beetlejuice
Breakfast on Pluto
The Brave Little Toaster
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
The Triplets of Belleville
Kill Your Idols
Hard Candy
The Rutles - All You Need Is Cash
Switchblade Sisters
The Gore-Gore Girls
Alphaville - Criterion Collection
The Beatles - Help!
Delicatessen
Female Trouble
The Monkees - Head
Hairspray
The Toxic Avenger
Strangers with Candy - The Complete Series
Robin Hood (Disney Gold Classic Collection)
Spaceballs (Collector's Edition)
Futurama Volumes 1-4
Benny & Joon
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Criterion Collection
Pretty in Pink
Cannibal! The Musical
Velvet Goldmine
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Valley of the Dolls (Special Edition)
The Evil Dead
Waiting for Guffman
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (30th Anniversary Edition)
Drop Dead Fred
Pink Flamingos
Dead Alive
Happiness of the Katakuris
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Night of the Living Dead
Little Miss Sunshine
The Shining
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Good Bye, Lenin!
I Heart Huckabees (Single Disc Edition)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
A Clockwork Orange
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Trainspotting
The Big Lebowski
Shaun of the Dead
Army of Darkness
Cecil B. Demented
Harold and Maude
Ghost World
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Criterion Collection
Brick
Rushmore - Criterion Collection
Pecker
Everything Is Illuminated
The Royal Tenenbaums (The Criterion Collection)
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Television:

Scrubs,Conan,The Office,Arrested Development,Discovery Channel,Flight of the Conchords,Mr.Show,Stella,Home Movies,Heroes,...Other than these few shows I rarely watch much T.V..at least trying not too!

Books:

Like a hole in a head,Kurt Vonnegut,Me talk Pretty one day~David Sedaris~,Everything is Illuminated~Jonathan Safran Foer~,Jitterbug Perfume~Tom Robbins~Still life with Woodpecker~Tom Robbins~and many more by him,~Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling,~Geek Love by Katherine Dunn,The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon,..the collected short stories of roald dahl,Poems by Shel Silverstein,."; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Heroes:

The Dali Lama is one Radical man,..Uh and my Kindred Spirit if I freakin' have one..,The Love-Bots not WarBots.

My Blog

Biff Bang Pow..Do it again.

This shit is not fictional..my family kind of kicks ass I Suppose..This is the Same kangaroo thats gets into fist fights with my Autistic cousin Matt because They both have anger issues..Jesus I was a...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

Savage kick to the side.

Things You Can’t Possibly Know About Me 1. What is in the back seat of your car right now not my car don’t own a car but I do leave things in other human’s cars>clothes, ninja gear,...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

Spoiler Endings to famous books..

Found at www.mcsweeneys.netThe Endings of10 Famous Novels YouAlways Meant to Readbut Never GotAround To.BY SALOM TESHALE- - - -She dies.He falls out of love with her.He dies.He kills it and then he di...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:14:00 PST

Stripping away,Stripping down..Electrified Omph!

"IT IS"..Ramshacking the Fortified Do-Gooder's Paradise, of BLAH HUMDRUM Unblemished Surroundings, No Such Crumb lies unleft. While underneath the Floorboards.. untarnish...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

DreamDreamsDreamed.

note to self...hamsters do not grow from grapes or lay eggs which hatch into turtles & goldfish.dreams are peculiar things....
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

Q Tipped Orang-atangs

? 1. Do you give the peace sign a lot?with my midget hands, yes sometimes.2. How many Abercrombie polos do you own?never set a stubby toe in that store. and i dont think i could fit a boob in them any...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

The Scent Of Female

001. What is your name? Figure it out it's the 2nd question.002. Spell your name backwards: MAS003. Date of birth: 11/01/88004. Male or female? Not a Male, but the other choice offering.005. Astrologi...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

Poetry Really Blowfish.

  Cha-Cha-Cha Pounder, Legendary slimeslick indeed,fucking poetic romp edition, Sprinkled tart-tongued victom Ultimately programmed closest Fetishist, Radar at stake for sharp fisting punch ...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

91 ways to agitate Someone Who Doen't Like Harry Potter

I do exactly this...which is the reason i haven't had a boyfriend in years!!1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the ...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:28:00 PST

I rule, a lot

This is my plan for world domination.So i am unscrewing the world everywhere i go, turn. I carry a screwdriver around with me(in my safely snug pocket)Then i unscrew anything i possibly can, such as b...
Posted by Vladeth The Impaler/Inhaler?!! on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST