Dropped my phone in Scotch?

About Me

I live for this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/................... ............................................................ ........................................Hates: Puffed rice cereal, Stale baked goods, Elitists, Incompetence, Bad sushi, Fake/silk/bullshit flowers & plants, Air conditioning, Closed minds, Fleas, Over-priced items (especially if I want it), Most taxes, Buying too much at the grocery store, Speeding Tickets, Pollution, Tourist Traps, Easy listening hits of any era, Alarm clocks, Cheap liquor, Watery beer, Poorly done tattoos, and Leaving voicemail messages. ............................................................ ...........................................................J ustinâ€™s Theory of leisure: hot Oregon summers + spliefs + orgasmic beer + giant tire tubes = floating down the river on a hot day, plucking fresh blackberries from the shore....................................................... ............................................................ .....
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My Interests

Mostly fireflies. Traveling when I really can't afford to but do it anyway. The sight of the Earth below from my tiny portal on a plane. Advancing myself in mind, body, and spirit... then regressing. The surf and the snow. My bonsai. Your bonsai. Really nice tattoos. Perfect breasts. Uncovered, perfect breasts. Unappropriate jokes. Molten glass and the things made from it. Pastries. Amazing and/or unusual beer. Nudity. Really sharp kitchen knives. Running until it hurts. Super-duper-smart and honest women... that flirt back. Animals, minerals, vegetables. Watching people. Walking forever. Loving unconditionally. Flirting. Yelling. Laughing. Smiling. Sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

New friends, lovers, and enemies. Covers just about everyone.

Music:

This is really one of those questions that takes a few days, a couple bottles of booze, and a truly great music collection to answer.

Movies:

American History X, Requiem For A Dream, The Shawshank Remption, GATTACA, It's A Wonderful Life, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Easy Rider, City of God, Memento, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, 12 Monkeys, Se7en, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Melvin Goes To Dinner, Wedding Crashers, American Beauty, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Good Will Hunting, TOYS, Interview With A Vampire, Closer, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Office Space, Who Killed The Electric Car?, Lucky Number Slevin, The Departed, An Unconvenient Truth (shut up, it was a positive message!), Gladiator, The Cable Guy, Mulholland Dr., The Last of the Mohicans, Vanilla Sky, Leon The Professional, An Evening With Kevin Smith ... and the list goes on and on because I fucking love movies...

Television:

Nope.

Books:

'The Giving Tree' by Shel Silverstein. Dr. Suess. William Gibson, Orson Scott Card, Ray Bradbury. 'Atlas Shrugged' and 'The Fountainhead' by Ayn Rand. 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'. 'The Jungle', 'Crime and Punishment', 'Guns, Germs and Steel', 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'. 'The Botany of Desire', 'Youth in Revolt', 'The Cannabible', Kerouac, Michio Kaku, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Alchemist, others that I have forgotten about.

Heroes:

You, if you pay me enough.

My Blog

Ode to my Sector 9

I've lost my buddy, oh sooo cruddy.He helped me travel and I ditched him, muddy.From C-A to O-R, or home safe, from the bar.Life rolled on without a car.Until one day, in an RV I rodeWith my Sector 9 ...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

Without a phone. Without a car.

I am on day 3 of no car and day 2 of no phone. Neither is by choice. It's incredibly stressful and at the same time it gives you an appreciation for the way people lived for thousands of years before ...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:07:00 PST

Bartending in the Ghetto

Bartending in the Downtown GhettoI have officially started bartending Downtown. Where you ask? A place you have never heard of and will probably never go to. It's called King Eddy's Saloon and it is q...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

"I may have Down Syndrome but you people are fucking retarded."

It isn't often that something so controversial makes me laugh so uncontrollably.I would like to hear your thoughts on this... ...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:38:00 PST

I don’t deserve my penis.

Just a minute ago I went to the grocery store across the street from work to buy some ground lamb for this miniature canine I am watching. While waiting in the check-out line I struck up a conversatio...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

Today I ate a Big Mac...

Today I ate a Big Mac and I still can't tell you why.I felt that hungry feeling as my stomach began to cry.Work was put aside as I took a stroll down the street To find myself some satisfaction for my...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:44:00 PST

The best of the West: Part 1

I am building a machine to combine the United States Areas commonly known as California, Oregon and Washington. It will separate the good attributes of each state from the shitty ones. This new state ...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST

Justin gets environmental on yo' ass!

Ohhh Toxic Sludge! I try and make you go but you won't budge. I try and punch you in the face but you just get all over the place. I try and ask you nicely to leave instead you make me icky dry-heave....
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

Crippity crap.

The following is what happens when Justin makes a poem for someone in ten minutes just for the sake of it:Accept a challenge and begin to ponder, close the eyes, the mind a' wanders. Rapid images. A w...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

My first (and last) survey. Ever.

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?Due to the wires in my jaw, yes. I really need to stop going to the Academy of Clown Surgeons for my medical needs. 2. When is the last time you met s...
Posted by Dropped my phone in Scotch? on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:17:00 PST