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Missy f'in Faye

No joker. No jack. No king. Going to take this loser hand and make it win.

About Me

I contradict myself often... I used to think that all i wanted is for one guy, to prove to me, that they aren't all just the same. But they are! So i am dealing. My names Melissa. Melissa means "Honey Bee", so Isn't it ironic, that i am allergic to bees? I believe in laughter. i think its food for the soul, and in that case eat it up. i am the best FRIEND you will ever make, Just do not give me reason to distrust you.~if you want involvement in my life, be prepared to indulge in my family too! They are EVERYTHING to me!~ i am The manager of a retail store with the sweetest staff. RE-vamped ten times, but just as sweet. i have the craziest dog! His names Ralphie (He's got a myspace too) and may just be the best cuddler i've ever met. ~i love to eat icecream out of the container, but only if its chocolate peanutbutter. My favorite smell is fabric softner on sheets right out of the dryer.~ sometimes, i get ten day infacuations, just not lately as someone has been sparking my undivided interest.
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My Interests

(L.O.V.E- two vowels. two consonants. two fools). . .becoming one of two fools. Isn't it great to want something so extreme impossible and foolish?

I'd like to meet:

halfheartedly looking for a running partner, a rockclimber, a pool player, a golfer, a movie watcher, a dream fufiller, someone who picks wildflowers, looks at stars, understands that there is a greater purpose, can be honest, works hard, doesnt complain, is POSITIVE, loves to cuddle, adores my dog and enjoys my cooking, oh and someone who wants to take swing dance lessons. Also, the someone who can give me that perpetual smile and can understand my crazy work habits. I realize its alot to ask.... Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

Music:

ME?!??! I love music! singing it! listening to it.. SO.. IF you want to get on my good side... OWN an instrument, master it and play for me. Or atleast tell me where i can FIND some GOOD Karoake.

Movies:

quotes i keep handy! ~i AM a great believer in Luck, and i find the harder i work, the more luck i Have. ( wink ).Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. SC - a bandaid can't fix it this time.. so if you can't see me happy, well then just turn the other way.. A Delicate Blossom. A Perfect Bloom, and Then You Went and Crushed Me.. You've got to kiss an angel good morning, Then love her like a devil every night.. you can lead a heart to love but you cant make it fall.~ ~The problem with the gene pool is, there is no life guard!~ ~You can leave tomorrow if it suits you just the same, cuz i don't need nobody to make it on my own. Don't need nobody, I'd rather be alone..~ ~Why'd you go and break what's already broken?~ lets give this train wreck a one last ride~ I'm Avoiding those with a view of the world so small that it limits the size of the dream.~ ~Hell is empty, All the devils are here~. I sit here on the stairs cuz i'd rather be alone. If i can't have you now then I'll wait here. ~heres to the future, because i am so done with the past.~

Television:

I came home one day and it was gone... life goes on! who needs one??

Books:

get yourself a copy of the "Darwin Awards"!

Heroes:

Its been three years now since my mom moved to heaven. The address is pretty far from here, all flights are booked for years in advance, and she's not good at returning phone calls.. But i would say by far shes the most influentual person in my life. I owe her it all.. My brains, my attitude, my artisticness, my outlook on life. She gave life to, created, and molded me, the worlds most beautiful disaster.. ;o) Love you MOM!

My Blog

I am guna treat you the way you treat me

do not walk in front of me i may not follow, do not walk behind me i will not lead.  walk beside me..  BE MY FRIEND. I dedicate this to the 4 major misconceptions in my life.  the bigge...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

all too familiar

..> You Know You Drink Too Much When... Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved whi...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

hell and a sense of humor.

Subject: Hell as explained by a Chemistry Student   The following is an actual question given on a  University of Washington  chemistry mid-term.  The answer by one student wa...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

things we need to live!

there are certain things in life we need to survive! I need lovin and  dancing music, MY blue deninum skirt, RALHIE!,  Cowboy Kool-aid,  Pinocolata sparkles, my camera.   drun...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

for-get-me-nots

for-get-me-nots i think i found the recipe, for creativity. Put in all you've got and add some heartYou enhanced my desire, Thats how you helped me growYou've been on my mind.  I can't seem to sm...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:00:00 PST

everyone answer this?!

if you were a candy, what kind of candy would you be?  and why?
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST

I am that girl!

i am THAT girl. I have had my heart broken.  I break heartsI may call you today.  I may not call back tomorrowi am sweet and innocent.  I am wild and michevous.I've lived by others regu...
Posted by Missy f'in Faye on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:29:00 PST