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brutus

i think highways should have a beer lane

About Me

i like to eat meat. im an organ donor. i wear loafers. i've never seen an elderly midget.

My Interests

jewish weddings. placebos, pears, and pinball

I'd like to meet:

sammy sosa

Music:

i hate music.

Movies:

Shaken-baby Syndrome: The Documentary

Television:

Lumberjack competitions

Books:

chicken soup for the homeless soul

Heroes:

remember, hitler was a catholic.